schmeezy

Weather that's neither good nor bad. Just gray and unpleasant. "

"I wish the weather wasn't so schmeezy. We really were hoping for a sunny day."

by JeremyNeo June 24, 2017

schneeze

When one shits as a result of sneezing too hard.

How cute her baby schneezed! Time for a diaper change.

by Mike Loins October 24, 2017

Schmizzed

Being high out of your mind; unable to control anything.

Henry: yo Paul I so fucking schmizzed last night I don’t even remember it

Paul: oh trust me I know ;)

by Will i am March 11, 2019

Schmeted

Verb: To get Utterly obliterated and thwarted

Joe got Schmeted when the semi truck ran him over

by FartFart420 February 12, 2022

schmeefer

A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc

Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls

Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person

(word derived from Dick and da Champ)

Wow dick you just dropped lettus Erin's dress, you schmeefer

Whats up Schmeefer!

by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009

Scheeze

When you sneeze and fart at the same time and shit comes out

I just scheezed in my pants

by Lester junior robinson October 24, 2008

schmeezer

Someone who:
1. Hates freedom
2. Doesn't know what is right for the community

Don't vote for that schmeezer, they'll totally screw you over.

by csrsld March 11, 2008