Scribombulous scheebadoodle

The worst insult anyone could call you. It's meaning is something unspeakable, even in this eternal hellhole that is the internet. It's not even considered a slur, which only makes it worse, as the person saying it doesn't even consider you worth enough to sacrifice their profesionality just to insult you.

+:"Shut the hell up you scribombulous scheebadoodle"
-:*dies instantly*

by IsThatParvitz February 23, 2023

Schmedium

A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.

Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.

by JohnnyFleekins September 26, 2005

schmeckel

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.

Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.

by snappy2 March 31, 2008

schmearfinkle

a poop trail or skid mark. anal debris/residue left behind purposefully or not, for another's discovery.

Lindsey left a huge schmearfinkle in my toilet.

by ClaytonJames July 7, 2005

Schmee Face

a particularily brutal member of the facial community

That dudes face looks like a ham walet
Yea, It's quite a schmee face

by aConcernedParent February 24, 2010

Schmab

1. Used in many ways
2. An insult

3. A different way of saying schmuck

1. You schmab
2. Oh, You Schmab

by Anthony Luka Davenport February 18, 2022

Schmeeda

A friend from a million years ago

I'll have to check my pictures, my friend Schmeeda can check her pictures...

by ConvictPete June 5, 2022