posturbation

also: Posturbating

'liking' or 'upping' your own posts.

If you have to like or up your own post, it's posturbation, and you probably should have kept it to yourself anyway.

by pteryakisan October 30, 2013

moosturbate

Verb. A term used by Canadians. To masturbate to generate body heat in the winter time.

"Sure is cold and lonely in this igloo! I better moosturbate to get warm!"

by debaby May 20, 2014

Peesturbate

To masturbate while peeing

Tommy- When I went to the go to the bathroom I peesturbated bruh!

by dickleberries December 31, 2014

pasturbate

verb,to preach about God constantly when no one wants to hear it. I was in a chat room and someone was preaching, calling everyone names and stuff all in the name of God. One of the chatters said he was pasturbating again.

Can't Ted do anything but pasturbate?

by storm871 March 18, 2009

poopsterbate

Invented in the year 10,567 BC by a scribe named Rich Siegel, this form of self-amusement has a long storied yet secret history. Sort of like the Masons and their lore, but people don't talk about it as much. From ancient times, people have been sexually aroused by their own poop and pleasured themselves in various ways while pooping, to further enhance the experience.

"I'm sorry I'm late," said Rich. "I had to poopsterbate in the bathroom again."

by happy bun bun May 14, 2014

poopsterbate

To simultaneously poop and masturbate.

do you like to poopsterbate bby?

by tidge March 13, 2014

Padsturbate

the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.

Jimmy was so horny, he snuck into the upstairs bathroom and Padsturbated.

by Stonecartier July 9, 2011