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Pommel Horse
The sexual act of a smaller man taking charge of a larger woman.
Resembling an Olympic gymnast straddling the two "love handles" and swaying his body about in a routine. Depicted as a straddling motion. Applying only to men because the pommel horse is only for male gymnasts. An endearing feat requiring a upper body strength and stamina.
Resembling an Olympic gymnast straddling the two "love handles" and swaying his body about in a routine. Depicted as a straddling motion. Applying only to men because the pommel horse is only for male gymnasts. An endearing feat requiring a upper body strength and stamina.
Guy # 1: Wow look at that big and tall sized woman.
Guy # 2: Yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a pommel horse and straddling her buy her love handles.
Guy # 2: Yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a pommel horse and straddling her buy her love handles.
Pommel Horse by Feral Man September 6, 2014
Pomme de Merde
A French expression meaning "Shitty Apple" derivate from "Pomme de Terre" (Patatoe)
Coined by the Honorable Sabrina Somersall in the early XXI century. As an expletive against the absurdity of learning Quebecois.
Coined by the Honorable Sabrina Somersall in the early XXI century. As an expletive against the absurdity of learning Quebecois.
French person:Tata, ta tarte tatin tenta Tonton ; Tonton tâta ta tarte tatin, Tata
Sabrina: POMME DE MERDE
Sabrina: POMME DE MERDE
Pomme de Merde by Vhaloo March 12, 2021
Sherm permer
Someone who does something extremely out of the ordinary and really random. More often then not it's really out of hand and really rediculous.
Guy 1: WHAT! look how many guys he just killed in a row
Guy 2: He's a god!!
Guy 3: No he's a sherm permer!
Guy 2: He's a god!!
Guy 3: No he's a sherm permer!
Sherm permer by Da Jearler June 2, 2010
selectively permeable membrane
A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
selectively permeable membrane by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009