existential appetizer

A saying or proverb that stimulates deep thinking but does not satisfy

Professor Nick loved to serve his students existential appetizers in Ethics 101 and they hated him for it

by von groovy March 30, 2019

gappetizer

When a woman spreads her legs in a seductive manner to let a man know that she wants to have sex with him.

Textbook example of "gappetizer": Sharon Stone in the movie "Basic Instinct".

After I saw her throw me that gappetizer, I knew it was going to be a great night for me!

She gave him a little "gappetizer" to get his attention and thought to herself,"He's mine now Bitches!"

by Ready! May 26, 2014

FAPPETIZER

Fap meets appetizer. When fapping (masturbating), a fappetizer is something, usually porn, that you fap over a little to get in the mood and build up your appetite for the main course, which will be whatever you finally ejaculate to. Word coined by Little Lord WTF? (WTFSexFacts)

Little Lord WTF?: "I fapped off to it a little. It was a fappetizer. The porn film I watched afterwards was the main course that satisfied my hunger."

by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2010

Nappetite

The desire for a nap.

I’m tired, I have a ridiculous nappetite, dude...

by ZZZZEN May 16, 2018

gappetizer

Laying car lengths on an opponent in a drag race .

My car with the new mods is going to be handing out gappetizers .

by leavin steven October 8, 2019

nappetite

This is when you wake up from a nap and feel like you are starving.

I awoke from a dead sleep this afternoon with a ravaging nappetite !

by jefro40 May 26, 2022

shoveling appetizers

When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.

The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's

by silverspoon catcradle November 4, 2016