Mullet

A bitch with no tits but a fat ass.
Like the hairstyle, with nothing on top but a large rear portion.
by i_smoke_rock November 21, 2005
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Huge ridiculous haircut that hasnt been socially acceptable since the 80's, anyone still wearing this hairstyle...especially if its been their standard since the 80's shall forever be known as Rockin the Dirt. This hairstyle may still be acceptable to people who's houses still have the wheels on it.
Me: Dude I cant believe kelly thinks its still okay to be rocking that mullet.

Random Person: I know right! Definately rockin the dirt!
by MulletMan4221 January 24, 2012
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A mostly men's hair style that is short on the top and long in the back. It flows in the breeze as you drive down the highway in his 2500. It's the sexiest hair style to ever exist. The dude will probably be heard yelling, "yee yee!"
"Morgan wallen is so hot."

"It's just the mullet."
by Milliabucks January 29, 2020
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1. a bottom feeding fish reknown for it's roe in Japan
2. a hairstyle characterized as short in the front and long in the back. This term is thought to have first been coined by the Beastie Boys.
1. Smoked mullet will make your lips smack your gums.
2. Jerry Joe's mullet was topped off with blond highlights.
by Lighten Up Francis August 08, 2003
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beautiful hair cut worn by red necks (buisness in the front and party in the back)YEEHAWW!!!. there is a song called "She thinks my Mullets sexy"...and i do think your mullets sexy;)....it goes like this...Washin' my Camaro in the hot summer sun
My bi-level hair’s two haircuts in one
It’s a mullet and the ole lady says
Cut it off or she'll leave......

She thinks my mullet's sexy
It really turns her on
On top it's short and spiky
But in the back it's long
Yeah, it’s business in the front
And it’s a party in the back
“The Wisconsin Waterfall”
Or “Tennessee Top Hat
Its two haircuts in one,
Tight jeans, high tops, and muscle T's
She thinks my mullet's sexy.....and so on
Muuulllluuuuuuttt.....Mullet mazerole!!yeehaww
by Nicole June 30, 2004
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See also:
Alabama neck blanket
Oklahoma shoulder tickler
neck duster
frollet
mullero
The Kind hearted Ingin' cut
hat dangler
by Knucklehead July 19, 2003
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a dirty, dirty, and I mean dirty type of hairstyle that obviously rednecks think are cool and they think mullets will never go out of style
Hey bobby
Yo
Cut the mullet
No
Oh yeah, you stink too
Fuck you
by Big Smoke Dogg November 19, 2003
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