Manawski's definitions

start

1.) To begin, to intice.

2.) Used to begin fights, races, sexual intercourse.... you know, it's used to begin just about anything.

3....2....1....START!

Umm, don't you mean "Go?"

by Manawski March 6, 2003

Noobhammer

1.) Noun. The bastardization of the word Jackhammer, a weapon from the game Planetside. Normally a term used by people who complain after being killed in a video game, also by people who cannot spell 'balanced.'

VS guy: OMFG this game is so unbalenced!!!!1! Every NC has one, how GAYHEY

Me: Just jump in your Magrider and go run over some people. That'll make you happy again.

by Manawski October 15, 2003

emeril

1.) Emeril Lagasse, celebrity chef. Known best for his show "Emeril Live." Also known for a failed sitcom. He actually does cook food.

Emeril: "Pork Fat Rules!"
Emeril: "Bam!"
Emeril: "Where's my damn paycheck!?"

by Manawski February 26, 2003

Cleveland Cavaliers

1.) The worst basketball team. Ever.

Not even Lebron James can get the Cavs to win a basketball game.

by Manawski November 4, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzle

1.) A shortened form of the phrase "Indeed, that is a prodigious idea, my African-American brother!"

Would you desire some more orange flavoured soda?

fo' shizzle my nizzle!

by Manawski March 30, 2003

sniper

1.) A highly talented marksman.

2.) In multiplayer gaming, someone who employs high powered rifle type weapons. Often tries to emulate military snipers.

uber1337: I'm a great sniper.

Manawski: No, you aren't.

by Manawski February 23, 2003

NOS

1.) Nitrous Oxide Systems, a company which creates systems for distributing Nitrous Oxide to automobile engines.

2.) Commonly accepted replacement for the term "Nitrous Oxide." However, this is not correct, and anyone who says "NOS" instead of Nitrous Oxide should be shot.

uber1337: I GOTS NOSSSSS IN MY CIVIC~!
*Bang*
Manawski: Didn't you read my definition?

by Manawski March 4, 2003