Mozzarella Stick

To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.

Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!

by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015

mozzap

An electric mosquito killing device, common in China. They look like a tennis racket with a metal mesh, and electrocute mosquitos when you press a button and hit them with it.

There was a mozzie biting me last night, so I got my mozzap out and zapped that mo-fo! Yeeeeaaahhhh!

by neorococco January 16, 2011

Mozzy

money/skrilla/cash/moola

Aye, we finna go make some mozzy.

I get mozzy all day, yafeel.

by pimpdaddyjay August 10, 2014

Dirty Mozzarella Stick

Term refers to a deep fried piece of shit/fecal matter. Originally used in the Mr. Becker contest, May 2009.

Chef Eileen has since resorted to frying up pieces of shit, however, I find her dirty mozzarella sticks irresistible.

by Katie Zimmerman April 25, 2009

Mozzerella Stick

When you eat cheetos then jerk off with the cheese powder still on your hands

Person #1: "I was so high last night and I was so hungry and horny so I just gave myself a mozzerella stick"

by Jeff hamond May 6, 2015

Mozzerian

An adjective used to describe, or characteristic of, the English singer, Morrissey.

Natty Morrissey is a hard core Morrissey fan, she is a true Mozzerian, she firmly believes: In Moz we trust.

I could feel his devotion to Morrissey from the height of his mozzerian hairstyle.

by N.R.Morrissey February 11, 2010

Mozzarella

Traditionally to take a ball of wetted tissue paper that resembles a ball of mozzarella and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover or drunk). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of mozzarella-ing has increased tenfold. Popular documentation methods include photography, but better yet, video. You can go 'oldskool' by using tissue paper or the increasingly popular 'nuskool' method of using a genuine piece of mozzarella. See 'mozzarella prank' Youtube

1. Let's go mozzarella his arse!

2. He got mozzarella-ed so bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit let's see. Youtube!

3. Nuskool Mozzarella to the face!

4. There's gonna be plenty of mozzarella-ing tonight!

by The True Chinman April 5, 2010