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To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.
Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!
by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015
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During SeaNanners' and Sark's GTA V Lets Play's, Sark describes something he saw in a dream. He dreamt that he had eaten a bag of Cheetos and then jerked off without washing his hands before he did so. He dubbed this maneuver the Mozzarella Stick.
Man I was so lonely last night that I did a Mozzarella Stick...
by BitchTitsMcFuckatron January 26, 2015
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Someone who you turn to for casual, no-strings-attached hookups. a "snack" of sorts.
guy: What's going on with you and Steve? Are you guys dating?
girl: Oh not really, he's just a mozzarella stick.
by littlewanton September 13, 2011
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term of adoration to describe a cute, short and semi thick guy who can be lame but still makes an amazing boyfriend (when he's not playing video games).

he is the bomb diggity. most of the time.
Monica- "Mozzarella stick! I haven't seen you in ages."

Mozzarella Stick- "I know, I know... Cataclysm's out and I've been leveling."

Monica- "sigh."
by mozzarellastickisyummy December 12, 2010
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Basically, its when you have a cheeky wank at home before you go and meet a girl. When you ejaculate you collect the semen in your foreskin and leave it to set and age like a fine cheese. You then court the girl until she is ready to give you oral sex. When she does so she will get a mouthful of your man made cheese.
Ant: Ellen gave me a blowjob last night
Pat: You should have given her a Mozzarella Stick my dude.
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by WillyH June 06, 2017
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The act or instance of jerking off immediately after eating Doritos, without licking the cheese of your fingers first
After playing Call of Duty for 48 hours straight, I had a bag of Doritos, performed the Mozzarella Stick, and washed myself with mountain dew.
by False_Prince January 26, 2015
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The process when a male solidifies a large amount of semen right after sex. When it is ready, he forms it into a rod shape using his hand, then deep fries it and/or breads it. He then force feeds it to his sexual partner.
Dude, I just mozzarella sticked my girlfriend last night. I got so horny.

My boyfriend just mozzarella sticked me last night. He really knows how to cook.
by Not a Pidgeon April 25, 2013
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