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To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.
Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?
Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!
Johnny: No, what happened?
Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!
by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015
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