KYrispy Kreme

You put a Krispy Kreme doughnut over a girl’s asshole, then fuck the doughnut and her asshole at the same time. Your cock will get all glazed, and just as you’re about to cum, she goes ATM and gets a glazed, creme-filled treat.

I KYrispy Kremed my girlfriend last night, and her breath smells better than it would have if I hadn't.

by Buckeye Pilot May 14, 2016

Ross Kemp

Is a bald english Actor who was in Eastenders for many many years and now films documentries in different parts of the world covering warefare, gangs and pirates.

also likes to eat bacon on sunday mornings and touchs young sloths.

ross kemp: "Hi, im ross kemp and im here in JABALABA LAND to show you how dangerous it is in this part of the world"

by PerU.graff October 7, 2009

kemprakutty

a term or a slang used to divert people's attention towards the word, rather than what they were actually talking about.k.k

1 person- hey it seems a cool dudette moved in to our neighbourhood.
2 person- kemprakutty...
1 person- hey whats that kemprakutty man.

by kiran kaushik December 15, 2008

Krampussy

Krampus is a monster from German folklore who was used by parents to scare their misbehaving children into listening.

Thus, a woman with a Krampussy either avoids or doesn’t want to have kids. Specifically, because they misbehave and are a nuisance.

My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.

by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020

Captain Kremmen

Captain Kremmen was the fabulous animated alter-ego of radio and early eighties television legend Kenny Everett who was sure to save the world but the BBC killed him.

WOW!!! Captain Kremmen is HOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

by Pealy Francisco May 12, 2006

Alexander James Kempton ;))

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.

Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))

by JinglyJangly November 14, 2022

krampus

A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack.

Be careful or the Krampus is going to get you.

Dude the Krampus snatched my sister last night.

by Jin Chui January 15, 2008