kempton

A really rude girl who always bullies people and cries all the time about things you would normally not cry about.

"Stop being such a kempton"

"You are definantly a kempton"

"She cries a lot. Lets call the baby Kempton."

kempton by TikkiTakki October 30, 2013

kempton

a sexy ass male dog who fucks his kids in a deep freeze he uses a fudgsicle as anal beads and gave all his kids harder aids then magic johnson he also got a ketchup bottle stuck up his own ass crack he pulls out faster then bo jacksons 40 yard dash and his foreskin is as floppy as maggys ears he has a lesbian pride badge becuz of his lesbian wife who is actually lil pumps vagina and 6ix9ine is his fathers fuck buddy he had a abortion cuz of magic johnsons aids getting into him and the baby was as tiny as james charles dick and kemptons can fit a whole popsicle stick down his throat because he had practice with his dad daynan gabe is very non resistant to peepees in throat becuz kempton never showed him his ways on how to take a dick like a real man/peepee taking janitor known as daynans uncle how kemptons learned how to take a dick is from taking notes while watching daynans uncle turn daynans ass into a jube jube kemptons are anti non incest and they usually have a dick that is bigger then rowans forehead. kemptons like turning black thotniggas bums into a star of david and he already turned gabes ass into a fucking swatstica he will never be as good as daynans uncle who turns bums into a whole starbucks building while taking magic johnsons dick in his throat

your a nigger you fucking kempton headass boyo

kempton by heyitsyoboyo June 3, 2019

Kempton

Greatest, hottest, most amazing girlfriend you'll ever have <3

I'm in love with Kempton.
Kempton is so hot and amazing.

Kempton by Clutch_chris August 3, 2017

kempton

dumbest and smartest person you'll ever meet. kinda hot tho. gets a 35 on the ACT, but doesn't know left from right.

kempton is going to berkeley

kempton by fluffypinkpineapple101 May 22, 2020

kempton mcgregor

a stoopid adopted noob head nerd

yo why are u being such a kempton mcgregor

kempton mcgregor by heyitsyoboyo May 23, 2019

Alexander James Kempton ;)) 

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.

Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))

Alexander James Kempton ;)) by JinglyJangly November 14, 2022

Uma Kompton

Uma Kompton is the popular inbred coconut head looking ass Instagram 'celebrity'.

Her username is @umakompton

She posts badly photoshopped videos/pics of her daily life which includes her incestuous relationship, her 47 abortions, her failed abortions(kids) & how shes a good christian mum dad lesbian homeless trans apache apple dog that strips for Jesus.

Oh & even though shes sexy shes fit she loves sucking dick Uma Kompton is actually a fake made up person... The person running the Instagram account is a American troll who is stealing a russian ladys photos from somewhere & uploading them with embarrassing captions to Instagram for likes & followers. So guys... The women in the pics is actually a Russian who probably has no clue that her photos are being used for memes & to catfish. This is likely illegal but lets hope the Russian women wont sue because its all fucking hilarious.

"Ewww whats that?"

"Oh its Uma Kompton"

Uma Kompton by Coldbludded1 September 15, 2018