Kremp

Verb: The act of doing nothing all day but playing video games and smoking weed. No productivity occurs when one kremps. One can become very irritable while kremping, especially when you act in a gay manner towards the kremp.

Yo, man. Brandon has been kremping all day making the room smell. I went in his room to talk to him, but he screamed at me and told me to 'fuck off'.

by papibigarmani August 26, 2019

Kremp Out

Comes from the word Krempa; Meaning to completely lose your shit and give up. Giving up in an aggressive manner due to frustration or lack of understanding; Having the thought that you just don’t give a fuck anymore and you are done and no circumstances matter!

Mike noticed on housecall he had another Liz Job scheduled at 2:00pm causing him to Kremp Out and call nick screaming.

by GeorgeGmoney April 17, 2021

Kremlinology

The art of observing, deducing and guessing what is really happening within a secretive organization. (So called from the Kremlin, headquarters of the top government leaders in the Communist era Soviet Union.)

In the article, the Times applied a little Kremlinology to investigate why Windows Vista had gone so horribly wrong.

by Otaku Rea June 19, 2008

Kremlin's Law

Inspired by Godwin's Law. But instead of calling someone Hitler or a Nazi, calling someone a Russian bot or a Russian asset.

"Your candidate is corrupt!"
"WHAT? Only a Russian bot would say that!"
"Way to use Kremlin's Law when you have no argument."

by The Runs March 5, 2020

Kreepy Kenny

noun- awkwardly awkard; one who always knows the wrong thing to say; the type of person you hide your children from, and also your dog, and cat; socially awkward; so creepy that the C wasnt enough.

If you were a Kreepy Kenny, on your day off, you would fish alone, and golf alone, then later eat dinner by yourself at your local McDonald's using coupons. For a nightcap you would eat a box of expired candy while falling asleep on your favorite chair.

by Your buddy Ty October 23, 2012

krembot

Malicious Russian bots most likely originating from the Kremlin.

The Democratic Party's entire computer system has been sabotaged by krembots!

by beansforbreakfast July 9, 2019

Kremlin Gremlin

Trump’s affectionate nickname for Putin, that little gnome who causes so many people to mysteriously disappear.

She was living in Moscow until the Kremlin Gremlin spread his fairy dust.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2019