joaks

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

ungomma what joaks you’re doing , you think you’re comedy king uh?

by richie716 July 5, 2020

Jocksniffer

A young man of dubious sexual orientation who lacks any discernible athletic ability and spends practically all his waking hours seeking the companionship of male athletes.

Jock 1 "Sylvester couldn't make the hoops team, but he never misses a game and shags loose balls and towels so he can get in the locker room. What up wit dat?"

Jock 2 "Don't pay him no mind, he's a jocksniffer. Notice how he's always dropping the soap in the shower?"

by Bippity Bopster July 7, 2008

Dick Jousting

When two guys get raging boners and run into each other at full speed until one man gives up.

1) Hey sweet boner. Wanna dick joust?
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems

by Goochtastic September 4, 2013

Pecker Jousting

Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.

Peter came in 5th place and a little short of getting a ribbon at the pecker jousting tournament.

by Willy Geddermoist October 8, 2009

bedroom jousting

The act of making love with a maiden or knight in a bedchamber.

Knight #1: "Did thee take that serving wench to thy keep last night?"

Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."

by sirsilverfox April 6, 2010

International Jockstrap Day

May 1st is the day! Whether it be for exercising or just for everyday wear, Jockstrap day is a day to celebrate your adventurous side!

Person One - “did you know today’s international jockstrap day?”
Person Two - “Sure did, got mine on!”

by Jonathan Brooklin April 18, 2019

suffer in your jocks

An Australian expression wishing misfortune on the recipient, similar to "eat shit and die". "Jocks" is a general Australian term for underwear, so you are more or less wishing the person an acute attack of explosive diarrhoea.

As heard in the popular Aussie film "The Castle".

Daryl Kerrigan to opposing counsel, after winning court case: "Suffer in your jocks!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006