jizzlam

A deragotory slang term for Islam.

I don't trust that new guy, he practices Jizzlam.

by knightly coriander October 16, 2007

jizzasm

It happens when you have a really strong orgasm and it feels like your balls are going to explode.

"Last night when me and Jill were getting it on, she blew me so hard I had a jizzasm all over the neighbor's window!"

by Rilesky June 17, 2008

jizzcat

A cat that has been jizzed on

That jizzcat is sad because no one wants to pet it.

by HOVO V January 5, 2009

Jizzgator

A plastic, flexible, alligator toy that has been utilized during sexual activities, specifically in use as a penetrative instrument. It is assumed that the alligator has come into contact with various bodily fluids.

I found my buddy's nasty ass jizzgator and shoved it in his bobbem while he wasn't looking

by Khan. November 20, 2011

Jizzabyte

The unit of digital information in computing and telecommunications that encodes downloaded porn. Abbreviated as "Jb."

"Adam crashed his computer after a night of downloading Jizzabyte after Jizzabyte of porn."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary December 4, 2011

Jizzamortis

1. Jizzamortis- experiencing symptoms of rigor mortis shortly after jizzing.

“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”

“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”

by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020

sir. jizzalot

Someone that has been single the whole time you have known them. They usually jerk off a lot resulting in a lot of Jizzing

Mitchell: Hey have you seen Sir. Jizzalot around lately?
Cameron: Who?
Mitchell: Sir. Jizzalot. You know, Adam.
Cameron: Oh yeah he got a girlfriend
Mitchell: About damn time!

by StudyClassProductions June 8, 2014