Goofed

The act of fucking up

Oh .... I goofed

by Dun Goofed June 8, 2016

Goofed up

Another way of saying i fucked up. (another way of saying: you done goofed)

1. Susan(drops box) Bob you done goofed.
2. Bob(drops box):i goofed up.

by KINGJ345 October 16, 2014

gayfest

a term that names the general level of gayness of any event, place, or gathering of more than 3 people.

this place turned into a real gayfest since her flappers came out of her shirt

by Steve Terrill May 14, 2008

justin gayfer

A very accurate nickname for 2010s famous pop sensation Justin Bieber

My sister went to the Justin Gayfer concert tonight

by Rectalius January 23, 2016

Goofenbocker

Noun: A total embarrassment.

A goofenbocker is a person who excels in such traits as intoxicated flirtation with the waitress, over-competitiveness in non-competitive gaming, and an overall obliviousness to all actions. In summary, goofenbocker usually thinks, in his own head, that he is the coolerbocker. It is customary to elect a Goofenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.

Regional note: In New England and parts of Canada a goofenbocker is sometimes referred to as a goofenbacker.

Etymology: From the German phrase "Gesamte Verlegenheit Gūfenbaachūr"

I can't believe that goofenbocker gave me a high five after doing push-ups on the bocce ball court while singing "Eye of the Tiger."

by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009

midnight golfer

A nonsensical piece of slang made popular in a MadTV skit. The joke is that it's supposed to sound like "light in the loafers," but it has no actual meaning.

BC: Hey, check out the shirt Roger's wearing today.

PL: Yeah. Nice shirt.

BC: You know what I heard about Roger?

PL: What?

BC: The guy's a midnight golfer.

PL: What?

BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger.

PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?

BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer.

PL: I don't know what you mean.

by ErikN October 7, 2005

goffel

A person of mixed race, usually black and white, but it could be any other colour with white. Origins in Zimbabwe where there are neighbourhoods heavily populated with goffels, such as Barham Green in Bulawayo.

I was attacked by one of those BG Goffels at the club last night!

by Mr Gus January 28, 2007