Goofed

The act of fucking up

Oh .... I goofed

by Dun Goofed June 8, 2016

Goofed

The act of disrespecting someone to an extremely insulting level.

Hey jerk are you goofing me
Or

That guy stole my car and my money.
I just got goofed

by CarwynIestyn November 12, 2018

Goofed

When Goofy, from famous cartoon Mickey Mouse, has sex with you while you are sleeping.

"GAWRSH, I just Goofed this girl and she never woke up! Goofy Gang"

by Goofy Lover April 15, 2019

Goofed

When you are too fucked up to know what you are doing.

Can pertain to being drunk or high but is most commonly used when someone is on edibles.

Lieyah was so goofed last night that she had to remember to breathe in and breathe out.

by Jballa March 2, 2014

Goofed

Slamming an entire can of an energy drink in a matter of seconds.

I don't know how I'm gonna go out tonight, I better get goofed before hand!

by chris.com January 21, 2010

Goofed

Being super drunk and unable to control yourself

Friend: I won’t even lie I’m pretty drunk right now

Me: Same dude, I’m fucking goofed

by ASAP Gwala January 10, 2020

Goofed

When one is sky-high to the point of no return

My brother shouted "dude are you fucking goofed again?" when he saw me on the roof with a bong in my hand.

by Moorjou411 December 2, 2020