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Electrician

A person who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand, for a price you can't afford.

Notorious for being sexually harassed by married woman who wish their husband was half the man an electrician is.

Does not play well with others, specifically*: fitters, welders, plumbers, carpenters, mudders, tapers, ironworkers**, insulators, flooring installers, glaziers, laborers and brickys.

*Unless said trade has a valuable cocaine source.

**Ironworkers and electricians generally share a mutual respect and don't fuck with each other
Mike called Brian the electrician to repairethe tower crane. The crane was running in 12 minutes. Brian billed a 4 hr service call on double time for the work order and went home. Everyone hated and wished they could be Brian. Brian's wife was so happy he was home at 10:30am, she made him a steak sandwich for lunch and offered him a BJ while he ate it. Brian lived happily ever after.
by 309A$hawzy June 10, 2018
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Electric Boogaloo

A phrase typically appended to the title of a sequel from a television or film series to mock its poor quality. The term was originated in the title of the poorly received 1984 dance film “Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo”.
by ChickenScrxtch82 February 17, 2021
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election predicting boi, he's okay i guess, but we'll never know if he has a girlfriend though.
Person a: Do you prefer Red eagle politics or lets talk elections
Person b: Watch unbiased election predictions
by newuser42 March 31, 2021
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electric factory

A person, place, or event that exhibits an extreme amount of excitement or intensity. Often used to describe sports highlights or athletes.
Greg was an absolute electric factory on the dance floor last night.

Did you see George Kittle’s touchdown celebration? The dude is an electric factory.
by 99 Oreos October 20, 2020
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The Mind electric

An awesome song about a man who is innocent of a crime, but he pleads insanity so he is taken to an electric chair, making him go truly insane
The mind electric,
Here in my kingdom
I am your lord
I order you to cower and P ̨̡̨̡̨̨̨̧̨̢̛̛̛̛̛̜̹̙͙͇̟͔̰̗̤̤̥͕͕̞̣̖͉̮͉̰̤̳͍̬̯̲͎̭̞̖̠̻̝̰͔̞͕̘͓͉̲̜̤͉̱̠̰͔̯͇͖̬̯͖̟͕̺̫̝̪͙̼͖̘̘̖͍̲̜͚̲̮̙̲͛̃̓̊̎͒̄̓̄̉͛͗̃̓̅̒̇̈͒̅̇̎̒̑̈́̉̀͆̂̈́̃̈̍͆̽̔̒̅̉̈́̄̈́̓͆͊̊̌̄͋̃́̆̿̋̈̑̑́͑̔̑̈́́́͐̔́͆͐͌̑̎͒̐̌̍̓̃̈́̀̽͊͌̔̂̓̒͆̂̀̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̚̚̕̕̕̚̕̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅr̵̨̛̛̛̹̘̱̪̹̗̞̎̆̋̂̓̃̎̃̄͊̓̈́̓̽̿̈́̊̈́̀̌̐̔̍͗͆̇̄̏̿͆̐̈͗͂̋̒̓͛̒̌̔͐̆̆̌̆̊̄̍̀̌͊̈́̏͐͆̏͑͋̾͑͐̈́̎̍̑̿̇̈́͐̅̔͐̋͊̅̕̚͘̚͘̕͘͘̕͠͠͝͝æ̶̡̡̧̧̡̧̛̛̛̛̯̼͎̪̜͉̺̟͙̗̜̲͙̣̙̯̣̗̦̜̳̼̱̰̙̭̼̥͈̲̞͙͉͉̺̩̦͔̹͔̩̩͎̭͕͈̘͉̭͔̮̜͇͖̱̙͕̯̖͈͚͚͇̯̹̬̘̩͍͖̹̯͓̤̜̝̯̆̌̌̒̈́̆̓̋̉͂̂̏͑̈́̌͂̑̅̾̿̏̒͂̂̚̕̚̚͜͜͠͝ý̴̢̠̲͍͔͙̮̱̖̲̬̞̞̳̪̣̝͕͖̝͉̼͚͔̜̥͕̝̘͇͓̰͕̯͎̟̖̬͇̻̯͍͂̏̐́̆̐̐̔̾̒̊̏̕͜͜͝͝
by Silver-Chan June 8, 2020
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Electric Guitar

An Instrument that produces a current of power, and sounds like lightning
Man 1: Wow what's that sound?
Man 2: Dude, that's a fucking electric guitar.
by Mineralogie March 18, 2017
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student election

A popularity contest; contrary to the widely accepted definition of an election, an election in high school is based solely on popularity. The losing contestant was probably offering a cure for AIDs, but the winner is on the football team and all the chicks love him.
--Dan: Hey, who are you voting for in the new election?
--Sarah: Jayme! He's such a dreamboat.
--Dan: Yeah me too! He's my bud!
--Tom: Whoa whoa whoa, why not Jack? He had some really good points that he made at the election, he didn't need a script and didn't murmur. I don't even remember what Jayme said!
--Dan: Dude, Jack isn't cool. At all.
--Sarah: And he's not as cute as Jayme.
--Tom: *sigh* Student elections.
by Akagama October 1, 2009
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