cumsitting

Cumsitting is sitting in cum. This phenomenon started when a woman in Africa claimed that she had not slept with a man but had become pregnant by unwittingly sitting in a man's spilled seed. Cumsitting itself has deep roots in the cum fetish branch of the homosexual community.

Melanie: How goes the Milky White Throne, Cumsitter?
Josh: My ass is slimy and soft from cumsitting, Melly.

by cumsitter August 25, 2010

cumfiesta

(n.) an event where someone is ejaculated on by a number of males for the purposes of pornography

We had a cumfiesta on psycho bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

cumfirmaction

#1 A sexual way of saying confirmation
#2 The action of firmly spraying cum

#1 Example:My cumfirmaction is in 2 weeks
#2 Example:Judy had an orgasm when tom gave her some cumfirmaction.

by Constipade December 4, 2004

cummitting

to cum in ones own hand (forming a mit with your hand to prevent drippage) and procede to shake hands with another person. usually performed with random members of society.

"Davy , I need some commitment."

"Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting."

*The unfortunate break-up occured some time later*

by mmm69 October 21, 2003

Cumditioner

Cumditioner is when you bust a nut in someone's hair

Sally : Johnny I have ran out of conditioner

Johnny : Don't worry Sally I have the perfect solution

Cumditioner is also a classic prank

when your mate is asleep condition his hair, when he wakes up " why's my hair so sticky?" you've been cumditoned

by big balls steve December 6, 2017

Cumfi

Word used to describe someone who is incredibly comfortable to sleep with and or gives amazing hugs. May or may not include seizure inducing fellatio

Merushka is the most cumfi person in the world.
Nelson is not as cumfi as Merushka.
Two people may be cumfi but one is always superior to the other... thats a law of nature

by RandomMedstudent July 24, 2018

Cumfat

1. To be unsure or uncertain about an outcome but still obtains a sense of acceptance of said outcome.

2. A sense of euphoria or joy.

1. "Dude I didn't do the fucking homework..."

"Cumfat"

2. "Cunt that was so sick dude, cumfat"

by linnmrl August 15, 2019