Branch Covidians

Individuals who believe they are immune to the Corona Virus.

The BRANCH COVIDIANS who live at the White House don't need to wear masks.

by choad al amode May 16, 2020

The Branch Covidians

A Cult that emerged in 2020 whose ideology is based upon "Covid19 is fake," "Staying Home goes against the Constitution," and "Guns"

The Branch Covidians are having protest against staying home.

by JayyTheOrc April 21, 2020

Branch Covidian

People who refuse to take the basic precautions to prevent the transmission of a deadly virus, especially the guidelines pertaining to crowed environments and proper distancing; or
someone who refuses to take the basic precautions because they believe their deity will protect them.

80 Branch Covidians were infected, 2 of whom died after they ignored social distancing during a gathering.

by Livid Citizen August 18, 2020

Branch Covidians

An apocalyptic, end-of-the-world death cult, Branch Covidians believe in the supremacy of "His Holiness the Douche Nozzle" Donald Trump, refuse to wear masks in the middle of a plague, threaten and commit violence against anyone protecting themselves against the corona virus, and basically won't stop until they burn their own house down with them inside. The name is borrowed from prior wackos during a community campfire in Waco, Texas in 1993.

Shopper #1: Who are those people walking through a Wal-Mart with a camcorder yelling to take off our masks?

Shopper #2: Don't worry about them. They're a bunch of Branch Covidians; mostly children and incels.

by ToddUncommon October 6, 2020

Branch Covidian

Someone in your circle who has contracted Covid-19.

Did you hear Beth, the one from our congregation, is now a Branch Covidian?

Was she tested?

Yep she is 19-Pos!

by Austin Jayhawk April 3, 2020

Covidian

Someone who has contracted the dreaded "Ronas" Corona Virus Covid-19

"Oh shit man, my brother and his wife are Covidians now after catching the Ronas"

by Kermos October 8, 2020

Branch Covidian

A derogatory name for individuals whom have shown signs of unhealthy obsession and overwhelming fear regarding the Sars-CoVID-19 pandemic. Individuals will often treat people who are infected as being terminally ill or as if diseased by a Black Plague-tier illness, will belittle and shutdown those who might have counterarguments, often labelling them with their own derogatory titles such as 'grandma-killer' or terms like it. Predominantly consists of authoritarian-leaning individuals with a significant amount of left-of-center individuals, though it is not exclusive to individuals of that ideology. Will parrot talking points even if they do not entirely understand them simply due to being said by a force of authority. Might use religious tone when speaking of the vaccination programs or medical officials such as Dr. Anthony Fauci. May also use alarmist rhetoric and act paranoid of others and social situations, again, parroted from media rhetoric. Similarities may be drawn to the pseudoscientific hysteria of the late 1800s or Satanic Panic of the 1980s.

Person A: "Hey, has anyone heard from Connie lately?"

Person B: "No, she's pretty much refused to come out of her house since the news dropped new numbers."

Person C: "On God, that girl is 100% a Branch Covidian. Honestly, her loss."

by Tyrannitaur August 29, 2022