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Branch Covidian

Someone in your circle who has contracted Covid-19.
Did you hear Beth, the one from our congregation, is now a Branch Covidian?

Was she tested?

Yep she is 19-Pos!
by Austin Jayhawk April 3, 2020
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Branch Covidian

A derogatory name for individuals whom have shown signs of unhealthy obsession and overwhelming fear regarding the Sars-CoVID-19 pandemic. Individuals will often treat people who are infected as being terminally ill or as if diseased by a Black Plague-tier illness, will belittle and shutdown those who might have counterarguments, often labelling them with their own derogatory titles such as 'grandma-killer' or terms like it. Predominantly consists of authoritarian-leaning individuals with a significant amount of left-of-center individuals, though it is not exclusive to individuals of that ideology. Will parrot talking points even if they do not entirely understand them simply due to being said by a force of authority. Might use religious tone when speaking of the vaccination programs or medical officials such as Dr. Anthony Fauci. May also use alarmist rhetoric and act paranoid of others and social situations, again, parroted from media rhetoric. Similarities may be drawn to the pseudoscientific hysteria of the late 1800s or Satanic Panic of the 1980s.
Person A: "Hey, has anyone heard from Connie lately?"

Person B: "No, she's pretty much refused to come out of her house since the news dropped new numbers."

Person C: "On God, that girl is 100% a Branch Covidian. Honestly, her loss."
by Tyrannitaur August 29, 2022
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Coviding

1. Taking precautions to prevent the infection and spread of COVID-19.
"I'm still Coviding so I won't be attending the party."

"We wear masks everywhere indoors. Are you still Coviding?"
by we'llgetthere December 21, 2022
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covidmania

an uncontrollable obsession or preoccupation with coronavirus diseases like covid-19
Covidmania is breaking all mania records worldwide!
by timlight April 21, 2020
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Covidience

(Noun) The act in which an entity, particularly a place of business, uses Covid-19 to get out of something that they didn’t particularly want to do in the first place.
Although the Michigan governor declared that public swimming pools could re-open on June 9th, our apartment complex pool is closed, citing Covid-19 as the reason. There is no profit for them; the covidience is evident here.
by MrsSpecter June 30, 2020
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Covidials

The generation who is/will be born during the COVID19 pandemic.
Julia just delivered twin covidials.
by Goofnut July 2, 2020
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Covidtango

A dance that results when two people try to dodge each other in an effort to keep a safe distance during the Covid 19 pandemic.
Adam and Jeni looked like they were doing the tango as they dodged breathing on each other in the narrow checkout aisle, it was a real Covidtango.
by Dallasjeni April 19, 2020
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