bald

Strangely stupid, not intelligent in a weird way.

Nathan ate an expired yogurt. He is bald.
Look at those bald soldiers going to war!

by sweetnsour39 June 22, 2006

bald

without hair or other covering material, smooth to the penile touch.

the only reason that chap william had nella was so he had a new bald head to rub

by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003

bald

A guy with a receding hairline. Truly laughable yet sad at the same time.

I wonder how you felt when you first knew you were going bald.

by cldc February 12, 2008

bald

A poor guy who's losing his hair. Bald men are known to be the last chosen when it comes to being desirable. Especially if they are losing their hair naturally. Women tend to look down on them like they have something wrong with them. Bald isn't sexy.

What a pity, he's bald.

by Scbk November 13, 2007

bald

Persons particulary men who have bald heads but may or not be smart and may or may not be dangerous to the general public.

hey look its a bald man. I believe he is full of tircks he might be smart or he could have a gun he could have a shiny head

by redwhale1387 March 30, 2011

bald

Short for battle, including WoW.

Wanna bald?

by jubjub449 July 08, 2010

bald

An unfortunate condition which makes men go bald. Ugly ass receding hairline that is so embarrassing and ugly to look at. Usually they will wear a hat. If you go bald young its even more embarrassing and gross.
ew, look at michael , he's bald.

Ew, look at michael , he's bald.

by Error394 February 15, 2008