Bellend Blend 

The creamy blend of sweat, oil, skin and fluids that create smegma on and around the penis bellend.

I have quite the bellend blend going on down there. I hope she doesn’t mind.

I found his bellend blend to be one of the more savory of the knob cheeses that I have experienced.

Bellend Blend by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Bellendish 

Common Peterborough slang for a girl who looks like Bellend

‘Dan that girl looks exactly like Rosie Bellend - She’s mega bellendish’

Bellendish by GwancherNorris2900 October 28, 2023

Ballenger

The act of switching sports team in mid life. No grown man should ever switch teams they root for after entering adulthood.

Man the JETS are going to suck this year. Perhaps this year I will pull a ballenger and root for the Raiders.

Ballenger by Feyer August 20, 2011

Bellen

A combination of two people that have a sexual relationship with each other and that are nerds.

Person 1:Hey, did you see the Bellen between Ellen and Ben?
Person 2: yeah, they were holding hands the other day.

Bellen by Mr Kswan December 8, 2019

bellend

An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.

One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.

A twat.

Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.

Don't be a bellend all of your life and get the bastard ale in.

Oi, bellend, move that fuckin jeep!

bellend by Sloaney lad October 21, 2007

Bellendish 

Something that isn't good.

Emma: I couldn't get served it that shop without ID.
Ellie: That's a bit bellendish!

Bellendish by elliethesicko July 18, 2009

Bellend

The tip of the penis.
Often considered as a derogatory term.

Stop looking at me, you bellend.

Bellend by Spanky May 13, 2005