An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.
One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.
Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.
Don't be a bellend all of your life and get the bastard ale in.
Oi, bellend, move that fuckin jeep!
An unlovely combination of a 'tit' and a 'fuckwit'.
Rarely used in jest, say it when you mean it.
Irish in origin, perhaps, but widely used in the more educated areas of Liverpool, i.e the south-end or town, to describe the evil and stupid little cunts who live in the filthy north, especially around County Road on match days.
'Eh! Gobshite! Put your sister down and get back in the shed!'
The lad's a gobshite, good for fuckall, let's kick the living stink out of the prick.