Bøllen

There can only be one bølle on the earth at any time, simply because of the sheer awesomeness of the phenomenon. A bølle can be identified through their superior charisma, good looks and by the fact that they are often followed around by a large number of fans.

While there can only be one bølle, sometimes when meeting an exceptional person, he or she can be described as having "bølfactor".

Yesterday I met this charismatic and really funny guy... do you think he might be Bøllen or that he just had bølfactor?

by Voice of Bølle June 19, 2017

Cheesy bellend

Cheese like substance situated in the foreskin area of an unwashed dick. Smells like rotten cheese, looks like rotten cheese... a Cheesy Bellend

WW's bellend is damn cheesy

by dikke piele November 28, 2004

Bellend

Tip of the penis.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only Britain has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to spread it around the entire world.

Random: I dress up as death and point at old people as they leave the bingo centre.
Me: You bellend.

by MaxisStrife December 24, 2015

Boisterous bellend

This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.

That new lad at work is a boisterous bellend and really pisses me off

by Ur nans mum April 11, 2020

bellendery

act of indulging in behaviour typical of an extreme tosser, otherwise known as a bellend.

His demeanour was characterised by weapons grade bellendery.

by GfL March 5, 2013

Bellend

Mildly offensive insult used between mates when one or more of them has done something daft. Seemingly its not possible to over use this phrase.

Roger: I dropped my razor on my toe and cut it open.
Gary: Bellend!

Andy: I misread the map and ended up running the long way round.
Gary: Bellend!

Anyone: Anything
Gary: Bellend!

by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021

Ballenas

A school in western BC that is absolute trash. The teachers couldn't care less about the students, and the school is DISCUSTANG. Someone could literally be bullied, and the councillor would tell them that "it's just part of growing up." If you even breathe the same air as the students in there, you will probably get lung cancer from all the smoke. The only good thing about this school is the meme account on instagram.

Person 1: How did you get Cancer?

Person 2: I walked into Ballenas

by JoeBobby123 July 4, 2019