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A Spack is someone who would be part of a group that consists of other Spacks and be assigned their own Spack number (Spack No.1, Spack No.2 etc.)

An ideal Spack would have a good interest in music and listen to artists such as The Strokes, ELO, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Aitch, Stormzy etc, play Warzone, spack (spank) themselves on the leg from time to time, have a sense of humour similar to what is seen in Spack No.1, support Southampton FC - however people who would like to be Spacks and do not have these things in common will still be considered.
Spack No.1 (head spack) is located in Bournemouth - Bournemouth is the home of Spack HQ
Spack by Jack Spank9049 March 12, 2023
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Spack No.5 

Unlike all other Spacks who currently reside in either Dorset or Hampshire UK, Spack No.5 lives in the US State of North Carolina.

He likes playing Red Dead Redemption 2, sometimes Warzone and gives death chat loud enough to set your speakers or your headset on fire.

I (Spack No.2) had also apparently gotten Urban Dictionary blocked in Spack No.5's high school, seemingly because all the students were too busy looking at UD during class!
So as you can see Spack No.4, this is Spack No.5 who is the only one situated outside of England.
Spack No.5 by Jack Spank9049 March 13, 2023

Space travel 

I just remembered I was supposed to do a thing on why this is dumb but then I saw a clip of Eric Weinstein saying a thing that I'm pretty sure I've already said about space travel (Which was that to travel through space in a way that's meaningful we'd need to entirely reconceptualize how we view movement through space time) and I kind of beat myself to the punch by proxy. Which is... irritating... Preempted by my own brilliant mind. I could be getting the chronology of events wrong BUT if I was getting credit for my own ideas that wouldn't be an issue now would it? Because my receipts are a matter of public record and YOU KNOW which ideas you got from me and vice-versa.
Hym "Does anyone else remember the space travel thing? Other than Eric? Because that's why space travel is dumb. Now at least. And it made me think that maybe quantum entanglement had something to do with the solution but apparently that doesn't work. So, yeah. Fruitless. Pointless. And Mars sucks. Why would I want to go there and be one of Elon's Mars emerald mine slaves?"
Space travel by Hym Iam March 17, 2023

spacebarrer 

A person who keeps pressing the spacebar on their keyboard instead of writing down notes or making up a story or poem
Me: Do you think there’s a spacebarrer in this school?
Jennifer: Not in our school, but in the school next to ours there are at least ten spacebarrers.
spacebarrer by bluestinger66 March 19, 2023

spaceship 

1. to get high
2. to smoke a blunt
i want to get so spaceship rn.
hes on spaceship.
spaceship by 3.12.15.21.4.ix April 8, 2023
The art of catching someone else's spit in your own mouth.
I spact Timmy when he spit a lugi in the air and I caught it in my mouth.
Spact by Lenny Backstrom April 16, 2023