A woman who hasn't had a relationship since losing her husband. She knows. You know. It feels like it's your duty. She's seen some shit and she just needs to explode before the kids get home from school.
Brah, there's this widowpuss at work that's givin me the vibes, she's gonna get it. I wanna knock the dust off that. She probably needs her pipes cleaned out!
by Lightgreen17 August 10, 2025
Get the Widowpuss mug.A wind-slapper is a sexual act of when a man lays down on his back. A woman will be riding his cock in cow-girl position. The female partner will then proceed to release flatulence over the male counterparts scrotum, making the balls slap together inside the bag
"Ive been meaning to try out a new move. It's called a wind-slapper. Essentially you just need to fart on my balls, while you're riding my penis."
by scrotum-sniffer September 3, 2025
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by Solarchad13 October 14, 2025
Get the Windchad mug.Refers to da butt-hair-shaving action of da extra-strong INTERNAL "air currents" --- i.e., farts --- dat are experienced by aircraft pilots who are stomach-knottedly stressed by having to deal with extra-strong EXTERNAL air-currents --- i.e., sudden wind-gusts --- during takeoff and/or landing.
Refraining from da consumption of baked beans or cabbage before or during a flight can reduce da severity of wind-shear when piloting in blustery weather.
by QuacksO November 18, 2025
Get the wind-shear mug.a type of flatulation that can only be released through the tight clenching of the buttock muscles. the colloquial "suck in your butt" applies here.
by ucjonnybee November 15, 2004
Get the suck wind mug.When a womans vagina draws in are durring sex either because of her position or the withdrawl of her partners member.
by David November 16, 2004
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