wind-shear

Refers to da butt-hair-shaving action of da extra-strong INTERNAL "air currents" --- i.e., farts --- dat are experienced by aircraft pilots who are stomach-knottedly stressed by having to deal with extra-strong EXTERNAL air-currents --- i.e., sudden wind-gusts --- during takeoff and/or landing.

Refraining from da consumption of baked beans or cabbage before or during a flight can reduce da severity of wind-shear when piloting in blustery weather.

wind-shear by QuacksO November 18, 2025

wind shear 

A Sudden "wall" of wind, either horizontally or vertically, can be 650 MPH! Planes have to be careful of it. It can make them Crash!

On that flight, she prayed for there to not be any wind shears.

wind shear by Starchylde June 11, 2016

windsmear 

windsmear (noun)
- Fecal staining produced by a violent passage of wind.

Windsmears are produced when airborne particals of feces (or "winnit dust") becomes trapped within cloth, usually underwear but frequently bedsheets.
A windsmear is marked by its resemblance to, say, the spray of an aerosol. They are usually dry to the touch.

Not to be confused with skidmarks.

"You better check your underwear. That huge fart might have left a windsmear."

"Check out the windsmear on Warren's pants!"

windsmear by UrbanDef June 4, 2006