Refers to da butt-hair-shaving action of da extra-strong INTERNAL "air currents" --- i.e., farts --- dat are experienced by aircraft pilots who are stomach-knottedly stressed by having to deal with extra-strong EXTERNAL air-currents --- i.e., sudden wind-gusts --- during takeoff and/or landing.
Refraining from da consumption of baked beans or cabbage before or during a flight can reduce da severity of wind-shear when piloting in blustery weather.
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windsmear (noun)
- Fecal staining produced by a violent passage of wind.
Windsmears are produced when airborne particals of feces (or "winnit dust") becomes trapped within cloth, usually underwear but frequently bedsheets.
A windsmear is marked by its resemblance to, say, the spray of an aerosol. They are usually dry to the touch.
Not to be confused with skidmarks.
- Fecal staining produced by a violent passage of wind.
Windsmears are produced when airborne particals of feces (or "winnit dust") becomes trapped within cloth, usually underwear but frequently bedsheets.
A windsmear is marked by its resemblance to, say, the spray of an aerosol. They are usually dry to the touch.
Not to be confused with skidmarks.
"You better check your underwear. That huge fart might have left a windsmear."
"Check out the windsmear on Warren's pants!"
"Check out the windsmear on Warren's pants!"
by UrbanDef June 4, 2006
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