schwooning

The passion or drive that leads to masterbation to the point of fainting with your tears as lubricant.

I was so exhausted and dried up after schwooning.

by The_ cock_a_doodle_doo January 4, 2024

Schnoodle

To laugh; laughing.

I schnoodled aloud after that hilarious joke.

by Purple-man-who-steals-your-kid May 2, 2024

Schoon

Gooning in a bucket full of excrement.

"I think I'll pass on the lactose free milk, intend to schoon later today"

by LVLDRD May 15, 2024

Schnooz Soda

Whenever the carbonated beverage spills out throughout ones nose

I my cola spilled out of my nose

Gyros you just had schnooz soda

by MishaTG September 6, 2025

pooner schooner

an Indian that runs very fast and is defiantly Indian, not those hybrids, where they could be Filipino or they could just be tan

Non-Indian Dude 1:So I was scopin' poon and you should have seen Abajajabababa run
Non-Indian Dude 2: Defiantly a pooner schooner

by eddie house May 15, 2009

arabian schnoogbag

one guy wraps his foreskin around another guys uncircumcised bellend, while a third guy puts one set of balls in his mouth and the other on his eyes like goggles

wow that was a good arabian schnoogbag last night. What's for breakfast?

god Bradley, all you wanna do is arabian schnoogbagging, can't we just sing Boyzone?

by bradleytidman March 4, 2011

pants schnoogan

the act of stealing pants

Dave:hey what was that guy doing?
james Mc evans: he just pants schnooganed
Dave: oh i get it :D

PANTS SCHNOOGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by THEBOMBDOTCOM November 10, 2012