Schnoon 

A man who is completely involved with Alien creatures and loves being openly gay.

A form of infection that can develop on ones leg and spread rapidly into the scrotumn or genital area causing permanent and constant swelling and rashing.

Beyond help, nothing can save the fate of this individual.

...."Damn, I went out with that chic the other night and now my penis is coverd with Schnoon!

The asteroid is going to wipe out life as we know it on our planet. We are all Schnooned!

Schnoon by happy scrotumn February 3, 2010

Schnookie 

An affectionate, usually private term of endearment, or pet name, for a significant other which describes them as being cuddly, warm, cute, and loveable.

"I love you so much Schnookie!"

Schnookie by amadhatter March 13, 2009

schnoogling 

Intently interacting with your mobile device to the exclusion of the entire world around you.

"Stop schnoogling on your smart phone and help me make dinner".

schnoogling by hystericblue42 January 2, 2011

Schnoop 

A cuter word for Penis/Dick

Oh you have the biggest schnoop i have ever seen.

Schnoop by Jumpscare April 23, 2015

schnoo's law 

"Schnoo's Law": The ones who are preaching the loudest on Sunday morning were out sinning the most on Saturday night.

A famous Louisiana Senator followed the mandates of Schnoo's Law when, after proclaiming the virtues of family values, was caught dating a prostitute.

schnoo's law by manny morgan August 5, 2007

schoony 

an utter delight; a truly attractive girl.

-did you see that schoony last night?
- are you kidding? how could i miss her. she was the best looking girl here.

schoony by Your Friend March 11, 2007

schnoodle diving 

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011