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"Mom, am I aloud to play video games after dinner?"

"No Jimmy you idiot, you spelled allowed wrong. Go read a dictionary."

"But mom, im talking to you, how can you know what I spelled wrong if I didnt write anything down?"

"Shut up Jimmy."

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Aloud

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Australian term. You are aloud to eat pie in car

Aloud by Sushislayer33 May 28, 2024

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Girls Aloud

An amazing British girl group, that despite coming from a reality show and having numerous haters, have released four studio albums and a greatest hits. Have had three #1's and hold the record for the 'Most Top 10 Singles By A Girl Group' in the United Kingdom.

Girls Aloud are well good, have you heard their new album yet?

Girls Aloud by BambooBanga December 25, 2007

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think aloud

To speak one's thoughts audibly.

I was thinking aloud and that's why she knew what I was going to do when I get home. THINK ALOUD

think aloud by Kerry Johnsson September 25, 2016

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Girls Aloud

British girl group. Formed on Popstars: The Rivals (kind of like american/british Idol). Manufactured pop, but the decent kind. Sometimes the lyrics don't make sense, but they are all amazingly talented. Their music is fun to listen to if you like pop. If you don't, then whatever. They're like the newer Spice Girls.

Person 1: Whatcha listening to?
Person 2: Girls Aloud
Person 1: Sweet, can I listen?
Person 2: Sure.

Girls Aloud by iheartumuch January 6, 2008

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Girls Aloud

A massively succesful girl group with the Guinness World Record for most consecutive top ten hits and most successful reality TV band. Also amazingly pretty and down-to-earth. Just 5 gorgeous girlies.

Girls Aloud are the best girl band in the UK.

Girls Aloud by NadolaNess January 18, 2008

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Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud

A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.

A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud by ~Aphotix~ July 17, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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