Schlump

When you fall asleep dropping a fat log

I fell asleep dropping a fat log on the toilet, I schlumped homie.

by CacamouthDoobie September 23, 2021

Schlabbin’

Hitting on females (preferably milfs) while absolutely obliterated trying to get them to buy shots for you

I was schlabbin’ around last night trying to get that milf to go home with me

by schlabbin’ king November 8, 2021

Schlibbus

Anderes Wort für Joint

"Erstmal nen Schlibbus"
"Bock auf einen Schlibbus"

by DasCanard November 21, 2021

Schloberknocked

The act(s) of being absolutly hammered beyond all comprehension.

YO! Tim is digging up past texts with his ex.
Oh not again, he must be absoultly Schloberknocked!

by Dr. Biggie Nut December 7, 2021

Schlüff

(From the German/Yiddish verb schlüffen, to sleep)

Noun: a cat-nap. Can be used as a verb, to schlüff, to take a cat-nap

Why are you in the employee break room, taking a schlüff in the middle of your workday?

by Uncle Dimma March 9, 2022

schlucked up

to get schlucked up is be drunk, high, etc. to an extreme extent
a synonym for "fucked up" that can be used without cursing

"Man I was so schlucked up last night"

by eheimps March 28, 2022

Schlufs

The fluff found between toes from wearing socks

Get your schlufs out of your toes

by The bossy one July 28, 2022