jostin

Welsh (well, not welsh language) word for farmers.

This place is full of jostins!

by Richard August 13, 2004

moose joose

a powerful laxative for androids

i slipped a bit of moose joose to my toaster

by Devin taylor May 28, 2004

Jostin

He is really gay

Jostin is really gay he sucked Freddys dick

by SMD264453283 October 27, 2019

Johnny Joestar

A lovely and beautiful cowboy, in SBR/ part 7 of jjba! With a cowboy boyfriend named Gyro Zeppeli<3

Gyro: “Johnny Joestar Come here!”
Johnny: “What is it Gyro?..”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Jorsty

pertaining to esoteric references usually made by hipsters who wear jorts

Hipster: that was just a reference to Baudelaire
Girl: What?
Guy: Huh?
Girl and Guy: That was so jorsty...

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Hipster: I totes almost spilled PBR all over my fav CD...it was ripped from vinyl...NBD...
Guy: dude...you're jortsing hardcore right now

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Girl: wanna go to wendy's?
Hipster: Do they have arugula salad with goat cheese? I have an obscure stomach condition that requires a steady diet of arugula and goat cheese
Girl: You're way too jortsy...I might have to reevaluate our friendship...

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Hipster: I cut up all of my jeans into jorts for the summer...winter's gonna suck! DAMN MY JORTSY TENDENCIES!!!

by valvosky September 28, 2010

Jooties

Small parasites that are spread by jews. Supposedly, if you catch them you gradually become jewish.

No way am I sleeping in THAT bed, I might catch some of your jooties!

by Israeli_D_31 August 3, 2011

Everlasting Jobstopper

1.)Someone or something doing everything in his power to prevent someone from making a living.
2.)J.B. Pritzker

I'd love to open up my business and support my family but J.B. Pritzker is an everlasting jobstopper.

by PissedOffIllinoisan May 21, 2020