Jorsty

pertaining to esoteric references usually made by hipsters who wear jorts

Hipster: that was just a reference to Baudelaire
Girl: What?
Guy: Huh?
Girl and Guy: That was so jorsty...

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Hipster: I totes almost spilled PBR all over my fav CD...it was ripped from vinyl...NBD...
Guy: dude...you're jortsing hardcore right now

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Girl: wanna go to wendy's?
Hipster: Do they have arugula salad with goat cheese? I have an obscure stomach condition that requires a steady diet of arugula and goat cheese
Girl: You're way too jortsy...I might have to reevaluate our friendship...

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Hipster: I cut up all of my jeans into jorts for the summer...winter's gonna suck! DAMN MY JORTSY TENDENCIES!!!

by valvosky September 28, 2010

Jorty

A mixture of the alcoholic drink Joose and any 40 oz malt liquor.

"Pick me up a Dragon Joose and a Hurricane. I want to drink a jorty tonight."

alternative : fourlorty - mixture of four loco and 40 oz malt liqour.

by bigalliekat December 16, 2009

Jorsting

Wearing jean shorts to a bar.

The loser in the corner is jorsting with his jean shorts.
That creepy jorster is trying to hit on me.

by lambylamb May 25, 2010

Jostyn

Jostyn is shy doesn’t expose his feelings.He is romantic beautiful.He can be mean but once you get to know him he will always have a place in you’re heart. He is shy when expressing his love but know he cares. He has an amazing body.Jostyn is sexy

Hey Jostyn

by _extendo_ June 6, 2019

jousty

Lucky, fortunate, jammy, spawny

Mark is a jousty bastard, he threw treble twenty with his first ever dart!

by Don Bricks February 16, 2010

jonsty

Jonsty, the God of Jonstism.

Boy: Hey, you free tonight?

Girl: No sorry, i have to go to the pub.

Boy: Oh right, your a jonstist then?

Girl: Yeh, you should try it. Jonsty is amazing!!

by fav_fag March 30, 2009

jorstock

"a concert where hammerfall only plays for 3 days straight"

man that jorstock rocked the fucking socks off my feet, or something

by drew February 7, 2004