Hipster: that was just a reference to Baudelaire
Girl: What?
Guy: Huh?
Girl and Guy: That was so jorsty...
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Hipster: I totes almost spilled PBR all over my fav CD...it was ripped from vinyl...NBD...
Guy: dude...you're jortsing hardcore right now
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Girl: wanna go to wendy's?
Hipster: Do they have arugula salad with goat cheese? I have an obscure stomach condition that requires a steady diet of arugula and goat cheese
Girl: You're way too jortsy...I might have to reevaluate our friendship...
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Hipster: I cut up all of my jeans into jorts for the summer...winter's gonna suck! DAMN MY JORTSY TENDENCIES!!!
Girl: What?
Guy: Huh?
Girl and Guy: That was so jorsty...
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Hipster: I totes almost spilled PBR all over my fav CD...it was ripped from vinyl...NBD...
Guy: dude...you're jortsing hardcore right now
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Girl: wanna go to wendy's?
Hipster: Do they have arugula salad with goat cheese? I have an obscure stomach condition that requires a steady diet of arugula and goat cheese
Girl: You're way too jortsy...I might have to reevaluate our friendship...
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Hipster: I cut up all of my jeans into jorts for the summer...winter's gonna suck! DAMN MY JORTSY TENDENCIES!!!
by valvosky September 27, 2010