Jorsty

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pertaining to esoteric references usually made by hipsters who wear jorts

Hipster: that was just a reference to Baudelaire
Girl: What?
Guy: Huh?
Girl and Guy: That was so jorsty...

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Hipster: I totes almost spilled PBR all over my fav CD...it was ripped from vinyl...NBD...
Guy: dude...you're jortsing hardcore right now

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Girl: wanna go to wendy's?
Hipster: Do they have arugula salad with goat cheese? I have an obscure stomach condition that requires a steady diet of arugula and goat cheese
Girl: You're way too jortsy...I might have to reevaluate our friendship...

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Hipster: I cut up all of my jeans into jorts for the summer...winter's gonna suck! DAMN MY JORTSY TENDENCIES!!!

Jorsty by valvosky September 28, 2010

Words you can keep

Jorty

A mixture of the alcoholic drink Joose and any 40 oz malt liquor.

"Pick me up a Dragon Joose and a Hurricane. I want to drink a jorty tonight."

alternative : fourlorty - mixture of four loco and 40 oz malt liqour.

Jorty by bigalliekat December 16, 2009

Related Words

Jorsty • jousty • Jersty • jonsty • Jorsting • jorstock • jorsyn • Jorty • Jostyn • New Jorsey

Jorsting

Wearing jean shorts to a bar.

The loser in the corner is jorsting with his jean shorts.
That creepy jorster is trying to hit on me.

Jorsting by lambylamb May 25, 2010

Jostyn

Jostyn is shy doesn’t expose his feelings.He is romantic beautiful.He can be mean but once you get to know him he will always have a place in you’re heart. He is shy when expressing his love but know he cares. He has an amazing body.Jostyn is sexy

Hey Jostyn

Jostyn by _extendo_ June 6, 2019

jousty

Lucky, fortunate, jammy, spawny

Mark is a jousty bastard, he threw treble twenty with his first ever dart!

jousty by Don Bricks February 16, 2010

jonsty

Jonsty, the God of Jonstism.

Boy: Hey, you free tonight?

Girl: No sorry, i have to go to the pub.

Boy: Oh right, your a jonstist then?

Girl: Yeh, you should try it. Jonsty is amazing!!

jonsty by fav_fag March 30, 2009

jorstock

"a concert where hammerfall only plays for 3 days straight"

man that jorstock rocked the fucking socks off my feet, or something

jorstock by drew February 7, 2004

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026