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car test 

The process of blasting an unreleased song in a vehicle to make sure that it is mixed properly and more importantly make sure the bass absolutely SLAPS for anyone that will listen in a car in the future.
Soundcloud rapper: Just got done mastering my new album, lets go for a ride.

Homie: Where r we going tho?

Soundcloud rapper: Gotta give these new tracks a car test.
car test by Blahblahwhogivesafuck December 18, 2018
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car show 

A wedding where all the guys are showing off their rides. Can happen in situations involving a lot of divorce and remarriage where all the exes were invited.
"That wedding was such a car show that one of the mother of the bride's exes no-showed because his new girlfriend couldn't make it"
car show by distractions_inc October 25, 2022

car meet 

A weirdo event attended usually by douchebags; said douchebags “meet up” in some parking lot with their cars and pretend like they know more about cars than they actually do by talking in some pseudo-extensive details about theirs. They’re the type of douchebags who tell you that owning a Benz or Porsche is awesome, but fail to acknowledge that both brands are more of a status symbol than anything else considering that they are wallet rapers when it comes to maintenance and repairs.
Yo bro! Goin to the car meet at the Costco in Westridge tonight?
car meet by psst hey you September 5, 2022

Car kink 

A kink involving someone who likes cars just a little bit too much in that way
Michael: God I fucking love cars so much I simp for them
Alina: Michael you have a car kink
Car kink by Space Saturn Bitch January 27, 2021

Car Fart 

The act of holding a fart all day in a circumstance when farting is not permittable to finally get into your car and release said fart.
hey jess, i couldnt wait to leave work all day ive been stuck in a meeting and holding this fart since 9am, i totally released the biggest car fart.
Car Fart by funnygal1983 November 12, 2013

car porn 

Any type of media (especially film) which exhibits particularly excessive depictions of cars. For example, an excessive variety of camera angles of a car, excessive depictions of drifting, burnouts, crashes, etc.
The films Ronin and Smokey and the Bandit are car porn. Videos that solely focus on continuous repeated car shots are also car porn.
car porn by ara s. July 20, 2008