1's & 2's 

A term used in the dj world as a nickname for the turntable Technics 1200.

My boy is spinning on them 1's & 2's tonight at the club.

1's & 2's by DJ_KAPP April 9, 2009

1-10 Female attractiveness scale 

The scale is used to rate females on how attractive they are. A "1" would be someone similar to a wrinkley old grandma (unless you're into that kind of stuff). I have yet to see a "10" as they are so rare.

Home boii 1: Yo' man my girl is a solid 10 (on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale)
Home boii 2: Damn! How much did you pay her to stay with your sorry ass?
Home boii 1: Bruh

1-10 Female attractiveness scale by I'm Kiki August 31, 2016

1 and 1/2

Fucking thick asss dick

Girls love the 1 and 1/2 thickness of my cock

1 and 1/2 by Absince of life :( January 18, 2017

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 

This is how to count to 20. Pretty sure you already know this.

I am going to count to 20. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 by I am a cat and u now know this July 22, 2018

1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

The most horrific video out there. Involves a man, supposedly the same man from 1 guy 1 jar pulling a screwdriver out of his penile organ (and/or penis hole). The terror does not stop there. He then squeezes his penis and blood squirts all over the place. ALL. OVER. THE PLACE.

Scott: Hellolo! Did you see that amazing video, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?

Joe: No sir! What is it?

Scott: Let's watch!

(Goes to watch it)

Joe: WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

1 Guy 1 Screwdriver by idkagoodname222 May 24, 2010

1-800-Man-Up 

The number you 'metaphorically' call when requiring the energy, skill or courage to continue with the task at hand.

Smith: I can't make it to the pub tonight lads, I've gotta go home early
Kay: Dude, you need to call 1-800-Man-Up and get your ass to the boozer.

1-800-Man-Up by TBV April 9, 2008

1 inch bitch 

A bitch who you know will only ever get 1 inch dicks.

That ones so ugly, she must be a 1 inch bitch.

1 inch bitch by farmersonly February 11, 2017