frit

A hot prick.

I hate John but he's so hot. Ug, he's such a frit.

by farmersonly February 12, 2017

shinkydink

Slang for dick.

"SHAKE MY SHINKYDINK!"

by farmersonly February 12, 2017

Slap Box

Played normally by kids age 12-18, a slap box is the rectangular hemming on the very top of the back of one's shirt, where the tag is tied on on the other side. If you have one, someone will shout "slapbox!" at you, and hit your back where the box is.

Dude I'm still sore from when Chad slap boxed me.

by farmersonly February 12, 2017

Head

literally the thing at the top of your body.

Use your head and don't go looking it up on the urban dictionary.

by farmersonly February 12, 2017

tongue tied

When a dick is so big your tongue has no where to go.

Jace was so blessed down there I was tongue tied the whole time.

by farmersonly February 12, 2017

Alaskan Ballet Slipper

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm

I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

1 inch bitch

A bitch who you know will only ever get 1 inch dicks.

That ones so ugly, she must be a 1 inch bitch.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017