farmersonly's definitions

Alaskan Ballet Slipper

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm

I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

1 inch bitch

A bitch who you know will only ever get 1 inch dicks.

That ones so ugly, she must be a 1 inch bitch.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

Harambe

what are you doing looking up Harambe on the urban dictionary? Get a life or at least get the internet.

Harambe will always remain in our memes.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

tongue tied

When a dick is so big your tongue has no where to go.

Jace was so blessed down there I was tongue tied the whole time.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

frit

A hot prick.

I hate John but he's so hot. Ug, he's such a frit.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

dinking

When you think with your dick and not your head.

Geez he was all over me last night at the bar, he was totally dinking.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

Head

literally the thing at the top of your body.

Use your head and don't go looking it up on the urban dictionary.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017