11 definition by farmersonly

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literally the thing at the top of your body.
Use your head and don't go looking it up on the urban dictionary.
by farmersonly February 11, 2017

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A bitch who you know will only ever get 1 inch dicks.
That ones so ugly, she must be a 1 inch bitch.
by farmersonly February 11, 2017

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what are you doing looking up Harambe on the urban dictionary? Get a life or at least get the internet.
Harambe will always remain in our memes.
by farmersonly February 11, 2017

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When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm
I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper
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Similar to a shat, when you qweef but it comes out as pee.
I'm not aroused, I just qweed.
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Slang for herepes or another STD
Dude we were going at it so good until she told me she has Vicks.
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When you think with your dick and not your head.
Geez he was all over me last night at the bar, he was totally dinking.
by farmersonly February 11, 2017

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