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Definitions by farmersonly

shinkydink 

"SHAKE MY SHINKYDINK!"
shinkydink by farmersonly February 12, 2017

Slap Box 

Played normally by kids age 12-18, a slap box is the rectangular hemming on the very top of the back of one's shirt, where the tag is tied on on the other side. If you have one, someone will shout "slapbox!" at you, and hit your back where the box is.
Dude I'm still sore from when Chad slap boxed me.
Slap Box by farmersonly February 12, 2017

Alaskan Ballet Slipper 

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm
I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper

1 inch bitch 

A bitch who you know will only ever get 1 inch dicks.
That ones so ugly, she must be a 1 inch bitch.
1 inch bitch by farmersonly February 11, 2017
what are you doing looking up Harambe on the urban dictionary? Get a life or at least get the internet.
Harambe will always remain in our memes.
Harambe by farmersonly February 11, 2017

tongue tied 

When a dick is so big your tongue has no where to go.
Jace was so blessed down there I was tongue tied the whole time.
tongue tied by farmersonly February 11, 2017
I hate John but he's so hot. Ug, he's such a frit.
frit by farmersonly February 11, 2017