farmersonly's definitions

Harambe

what are you doing looking up Harambe on the urban dictionary? Get a life or at least get the internet.

Harambe will always remain in our memes.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

Slap Box

Played normally by kids age 12-18, a slap box is the rectangular hemming on the very top of the back of one's shirt, where the tag is tied on on the other side. If you have one, someone will shout "slapbox!" at you, and hit your back where the box is.

Dude I'm still sore from when Chad slap boxed me.

by farmersonly February 12, 2017

frit

A hot prick.

I hate John but he's so hot. Ug, he's such a frit.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

dinking

When you think with your dick and not your head.

Geez he was all over me last night at the bar, he was totally dinking.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

tongue tied

When a dick is so big your tongue has no where to go.

Jace was so blessed down there I was tongue tied the whole time.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

qwee

Similar to a shat, when you qweef but it comes out as pee.

I'm not aroused, I just qweed.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

Alaskan Ballet Slipper

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm

I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper

by farmersonly February 11, 2017