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tumblr kids 

Very liberal people, usually teenagers, who over analyze and over exaggerate political issues.
The Tumblr kids got our principal fired for saying something vaguely negative about Kylie Jenner.
tumblr kids by Kammander October 13, 2016

Tumblr Orgasm 

The feeling a Tumblr-user feels when they get a lot of likes, reblogs and audio plays when they post something, especially when they cannot get it themselves. It usually happens when someone who has a lot of followers reblogs one thing and is the cause of the orgasm.
Marielle Perez reblogged my song and I'm totally having a Tumblr Orgasm!
Tumblr Orgasm by PEDOBEAR PETE June 13, 2010

Tumblr Girl

Girls who pay hundreds of dollars to look homeless.
My friend is so cool, she's such a Tumblr Girl. She shops at Brandy Melville and Urban Outfitters and has christmas lights and band poster in her bedroom!
Tumblr Girl by The Actual Facts October 9, 2014

Tumblr Grunge 

what a bunch of 13-16 year olds on tumblr define as Grunge:
-inverted crossses
-Nirvana tee shirts
-high wasted, studded, and acid washed shorts
-nebula tights
-beanies
-trashy items meant to look like they were bought at Goodwill, but actually worth $100 or more
-hair dyed light pink/blue/green/any pastel color
-public idolization of Kurt Cobain, whitlist Flo Rida autoplays on their blog
-only pictures of fashion/hipster girls
tumblr grunge is complete bullshit and should be stomped out because grunge is a GENRE OF MUSIC.

tumblr face 

A self-absorbed attempt to desperately redesign a character - generally through the face - and whore the result out for attention, comfort of one's inadequacies, and/or faux-progressive ideals on tumblr.

Signs may include rounded features, excess fat, gigantic and reddened noses, sexual ambiguities, problem glasses, hipster clothing, vague ethnicity, plain ("realistic") features, and otherwise corrupting the intent of the original creator.
"Holy shit, Sailor Moon was never this fat or ugly. What a terrible tumblr face."

tumblr famous 

a group of kids that are attractive have creepy fangirls have a 4 or 5 digit number of followers that they've gained from constantly posting pictures of themselves or half naked photos of them or from being sarcastic, rarely because they have a good blog
They normally only follow under 100 people and have a constantly spammed ask box and only answer about 2% of questions that they're asked, they all talk to each other and are friends and go to tumblr meet ups together
their blog will always have a face page where they will post 100000 pictures of them taken with high quality cameras all with lots of notes, they can make a post about eating or something irrelevant and it will get 100 notes, they usually tend to come out as gay or bisexual after a while of having tumblr and have unusual or multicoloured hair, piercings, like shopping in topshop or having weird clothes and jumpers, wear creepers and care about their hair more than anything
they all have facebook even though they complain about how much they hate it
they all recieve anon hate which they answer sarcastically
and their ask answers are always printscreened and reblogged all the time
tumblr famous person: I'm so original and different because i have pink hair and a lot of piercings and i wear jumpers and creepers, my followers love me, but i only have 11,000 i hardly have any
tumblr famous by tumblrrrrr November 13, 2011