Counter-Hump 

When one is getting humped unintentionally by another and then decides to turn the tables by humping back, thus freaking out the original humper.

First Dude- "SURPRISE! I'm so humping you right now!"

Second Dude- "WTF! Well how about THIS!"

First Dude- "O SHIT! I'm being counter-humped!"

Counter-Hump by Love Syrup June 6, 2009

Dumpster hump 

The act of having sex in a dirty trash filled dumpster.

I dumpster humped Max last night, I now have chlamydia.

Dumpster hump by SallyStealsSeaShells March 8, 2018

a hump 

Loser,deadbeat,someone who can not take care of his or her self or children

My babies daddy is such a hump , he never takes care of his kids. My ex is a real hump , she buys drugs with the child support money. My kids father lives with his mother and does nothing for his kids , what a hump.

a hump by bigworm23111 December 13, 2013

Jump hump 

When you get someone to jump on the bed next to you soaking to get some of the friction going without you technically causing the movement

Dude, come on over, Aaron be soaking and I need you to jump hump for us.

Jump hump by Lil Red Ridin 'ood September 26, 2021

camel's hump 

The shit Jackie Chan was eating in Rush Hour while talking to Chris Tucker.

Tucker: Man, what you got me eating?
Chan: That's eel.
Tucker: What you got?
Chan: Camel's hump
Tucker: What?
Chan: Camel's hump

camel's hump by pbanto September 30, 2008

Dirty Hump Nuts 

After a night of straight banging, your ball sack has a sticky crust of dried semen and vaginal secretion on it.

your at the breakfast table after a night of good scroggin talking to your house mate:

"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"

"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."

you itch your ball sack

"oh man!"

"what dude?"

"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."

Dirty Hump Nuts by Dick Spillin December 1, 2009

Celestial Hump Fuck 

A username commonly used on PC games to kill and own noobs on while making them think...

Ali "Who the Fuck is this guy? LOL"

Riley "I have no idea, but I'm embarrassed he's beating us but his username 'Celestial Hump Fuck' is so fucking epic man!."

Celestial Hump Fuck by Celestial Hump Fuck January 22, 2013