The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit

The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Blimper

Sphincter, poop shoot exit, rusty sherriffs badge,barking spider

kiss my blimper

by ALI November 19, 2003

blome

The process of cumming in a girls tits then doing motor boat to suck it out

Andre was about to blome on a babys breast when the jing a jing toe came in.... it was hairy

by Jolery January 5, 2010

blommie

anouther word for hommie but asking you to blow me.

Hey blommie, come over here.

by matt May 13, 2005

Blompers

Used as a noun referring to a womans titties or boobs.

also can be used as a warning to other males that a nice set of "blompers" is partialy/fully exposed.

or as a greeting to your friends

noun - "Dude, check the blompers out on her."

warning - your at a party and a hot chick sits next to you she drops her phone and bends over to pick it up, your buddy across the table gives a light blompers to alert all guys attention to the blomps

greeting - Friend - "Hey man"
"You" - "blompers"

by RP April 4, 2004

blompis

A gay man who likely has a curly mullet.

I went out with this guy last night and really liked him, but he turned out to be a blompis.

by Deuce1212 April 20, 2017

blompage

blompage is the squish above the thigh-highs or stocking that didn’t fit when worn by thicc girls.

blompage and blomp can be used interchangeably

“dude, i knew she was thicc! look at that blompage.”
“ugh. i wish i had more blomp, there needs to be more skinny thigh appreciation.”

by edumicate u April 10, 2019