Urban Dictionary: Definitions by RP

Xbox 2

I don't know shit about the next Xbox console but I will still own both Sony and Microsoft's next-gen console on account of:

Sony: Smackdown Series, the vast range of games.
Microsoft: The reliabilty of not freezing any of my games to this date.

Will Microsoft be the next-gen giant and break the mould Sony has made? Only time will tell.

by RP January 24, 2005

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Get the Xbox 2mug.

Shit-Box (X-Box)

A term used by jealous gamers because their consoles are either called "Lamecube" or "Gaystation 2" and they don't know how to make properly make fun of the Xbox.

LG: I know .... uh ... SHIT-BOX! HAHAHA
RP: *slap*
LG: Back to the gutter for me *shame*

LG2: Damn Halhoe and the Shit-box
RP: Dude, your flaming against the XBOX is painfully unfunny and pathetic that I am going to have to cut my retinas amd bust my eardrums so I will never have the disgrace of having to look at you or listen to you ever again. Please do not breathe in my air.

by RP January 24, 2005

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Get the Shit-Box (X-Box)mug.

mondro

A person, usually male, that considers themselves to be hotter, smarter, and richer than the normal person. Also has a strong liking for Dodge Shadows. Has dating habits unknown to anyother person such as: Dating freshman, dating fat chicks, and dating large black men named Andre.

I'm Mondro, durrrr. I drive a sweet Shadow, durrrr. Hey there little 9th grader, wanna make a dollar?

by RP October 4, 2004

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Get the mondromug.

shanghai

to take, steal, borrow and not bring back

someone just shanghai-ed my bag of chips

by RP April 24, 2005

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Get the shanghaimug.

Al Sharpton

If you are black, Al is the person you should go to if you got beaten by the police.

Some guy: Hello, Reverend Al Sharpton. Just a week ago I got beaten by the police and they weren't black.
Sharpton: Damn crackers I can't turn a metaphorical corner without seeing a brother gettin' beat by some fat-ass-Elvis-impersonater cracker.

Racism continues!

by RP January 31, 2005

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