RP's definitions

Rufus

The 13th Apostle left out of the bible for being a black man.

Why was i left out of the bible? BECAUSE I'M BLACK! All the other 12 white boys got in.

by RP July 7, 2004

HBO

It's not television.

What? Well it isn't!

by RP July 26, 2006

Durbango

A make belive durango thought up by j. granger. the beast was financed dispite funds in access of $20,000 in a deer skin in his closet. plans for the cow catcher include 33 inch superswamper tires, a 3 inch lift kit, a huge brush guard. soon it will be dominated by either a probe or a hardcore riv. the car is enived by a certain mondro.

Dang, its gonna be here tommorow! OH NO, they had the wrong lift kit! Don't worry about it! oh, sweet 60 hours a week with bill.

by RP October 28, 2004

Yes

The only reply you ever have to say. Easier to remember than both "yes" and "no"

M1: DO YOU SUCK DICK?
M2: YES

And so forth.

by RP November 16, 2004

Blompers

Used as a noun referring to a womans titties or boobs.

also can be used as a warning to other males that a nice set of "blompers" is partialy/fully exposed.

or as a greeting to your friends

noun - "Dude, check the blompers out on her."

warning - your at a party and a hot chick sits next to you she drops her phone and bends over to pick it up, your buddy across the table gives a light blompers to alert all guys attention to the blomps

greeting - Friend - "Hey man"
"You" - "blompers"

by RP April 4, 2004

Joan Rivers

"In an interview with W Magazine, Joan Rivers compared plastic surgery to car maintenance, saying you have to do it every two years. But, even for a car, she looks awful!"

Saturday Night Live, ain't it grand.

by RP December 31, 2004

Chingy

A rapper who was supported by E! news live when he was beginning but now i'm not sure. Was also claimed dead by my sister and by a lot of people but really isn't.

1. Chingy has hit the charts with his new song "Right Thurr." We Love you Chingy!

2. RP: Hey you know Chingy is dead?
Me: Chingy ain't dead you stupid fool.

by RP July 7, 2004