Gayass

All the "popular" (but damn ugly) girls at my school.
P&UG: WE ARE ALL GAYASSES!
RP: Dumb ignorant sluts
by RP November 18, 2004
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Joan Rivers

"In an interview with W Magazine, Joan Rivers compared plastic surgery to car maintenance, saying you have to do it every two years. But, even for a car, she looks awful!"
by RP December 31, 2004
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Othello

One of the first Shakespearean (did I spell that right?) books I have read and found it quite good. I like how Shakespeare wrote Iago, his character is so intelligently evil you can't help but like him.
If people tease you about reading Othello, just ask them if they read Captain Underpants or how to spell Shakespeare. That will give you your answer.
by RP March 12, 2005
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Al Sharpton

If you are black, Al is the person you should go to if you got beaten by the police.
Some guy: Hello, Reverend Al Sharpton. Just a week ago I got beaten by the police and they weren't black.
Sharpton: Damn crackers I can't turn a metaphorical corner without seeing a brother gettin' beat by some fat-ass-Elvis-impersonater cracker.

Racism continues!
by RP January 31, 2005
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Rufus

The 13th Apostle left out of the bible for being a black man.
Why was i left out of the bible? BECAUSE I'M BLACK! All the other 12 white boys got in.
by RP July 07, 2004
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HBO

It's not television.
What? Well it isn't!
by RP October 12, 2004
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Stupid Dumb Fucking Idiot

She thought she could spam my email with porn by using my email to subscribe?! SDFI!
by RP January 31, 2005
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