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Definitions by RP

It's not television.
What? Well it isn't!
HBO by RP July 26, 2006
One of the first Shakespearean (did I spell that right?) books I have read and found it quite good. I like how Shakespeare wrote Iago, his character is so intelligently evil you can't help but like him.
If people tease you about reading Othello, just ask them if they read Captain Underpants or how to spell Shakespeare. That will give you your answer.
Othello by RP May 13, 2005

shanghai 

to take, steal, borrow and not bring back
shanghai by RP April 24, 2005

Stupid Dumb Fucking Idiot 

She thought she could spam my email with porn by using my email to subscribe?! SDFI!
Stupid Dumb Fucking Idiot by RP January 31, 2005

Al Sharpton 

If you are black, Al is the person you should go to if you got beaten by the police.
Some guy: Hello, Reverend Al Sharpton. Just a week ago I got beaten by the police and they weren't black.
Sharpton: Damn crackers I can't turn a metaphorical corner without seeing a brother gettin' beat by some fat-ass-Elvis-impersonater cracker.

Racism continues!
Al Sharpton by RP January 31, 2005
Make sure you read that definition until you jump to any conclusion that I am a antagonist.
Gaylo 2 by RP January 31, 2005
I don't know shit about the next Xbox console but I will still own both Sony and Microsoft's next-gen console on account of:

Sony: Smackdown Series, the vast range of games.
Microsoft: The reliabilty of not freezing any of my games to this date.
Will Microsoft be the next-gen giant and break the mould Sony has made? Only time will tell.
Xbox 2 by RP January 24, 2005