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The Duncan Johnson

While a woman stands on her head with her legs spread in the air, fill her vagina with warm milky coffee. Once this position is achieved, a male will dip his erect penis in a bowl of sugar and cinnamon mixture and proceed to hover over the woman and perform a vertical penile plunge into her vagina. Just like dunking a donut.
I Duncan Johnson’d the wife on the weekend on her parents couch. We performed the Duncan Johnson
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The Octopus-Joseph Special

When two people are muted in a voice call through an online platform (like Zoom, Discord, Skype, etc.) because they are stimulating each others penises' with their hands. This often leads to discomfort among the other participants in the voice calls, and it is advised that you should beat off your homies outside of voice calls, where it is less appropriate.
Person 1: "Yo why the fuck are Marvin and Brooklyn muted? They haven't said a word in the VC for 10 minutes!"

Person 2: "They're probably doing the Octopus-Joseph Special right now."

Person 1: "Erm, what the fuck?"

The Magic Jewel Bus

When a woman consumes the man's family jewels (aka the testicles) and puts them in her mouth and down her esophagus and into her lower intestine until the testicles can be visibly seen protruding from her rectum.
During Sunday School, Bridget had a sudden craving for dumplings. Her needs were promptly satisfied when Gary performed The Magic Jewel Bus.
The Magic Jewel Bus by Tayfar589 February 3, 2026

The Michael Jackson–Prince Theory

A colloquial creative concept describing the fear that when one artist has a strong or innovative idea, another equally talented creator might independently arrive at and release a similar concept first. The term is inspired by the perceived rivalry and parallel innovation between Michael Jackson and Prince, and is often used to express urgency in executing creative work to establish originality and ownership.
“She started releasing early concept art because she didn’t want the Michael Jackson–Prince Theory to happen to her project.”

The New Jersey Broccoli Chop

When you begin chopping broccoli while, after, or giving a hand job.
"Oh look Eli is chopping brocc- ... never mind."
"yeah my man was bothering me so I gave him The New Jersey Broccoli Chop"

The End Justifies the Means Bias

A cognitive bias where one automatically accepts or excuses problematic methods, processes, or actions because the stated goal is perceived as good, necessary, or noble—without adequately weighing the costs, consequences, or alternatives. Unlike the philosophical position that ends can sometimes justify means under careful consideration, this bias operates automatically and asymmetrically: good intentions become automatic warrants for otherwise unacceptable actions. It's the bias behind "we had to destroy the village to save it," "surveillance is justified because it keeps us safe," and "yes, CECOT is harsh, but it's fighting gangs." The bias lies in treating ends as automatic justifications rather than as one factor requiring careful balancing with means, consequences, and alternatives.
The End Justifies the Means Bias Example: "He supported the prison's brutality because it was 'fighting crime'—pure End Justifies the Means Bias, treating a good intention as automatic warrant for any method, without ever weighing whether the methods actually worked or what they cost."