j knob

dick the shape of a banana

Guy: I have a j knob

by ok doky September 17, 2015

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

by Canimexis May 28, 2021

L+J/A

Loren belongs with either J or A. Both are hot and apart of the xoxo gossip girls

damn Lorein, xoxo gossip girl

L+J/A forever

by Pakeeza October 27, 2021

Kah-J

Greatest Of All Time

My child will be named Kah-J because he is my favourite child

by Kahtastrophic November 22, 2021

J-14

a monthly teenage magazine marketed at pre-teen and teenage girls around age 11–19. It is one of the earliest teen celebrity magazines

An annual survey in 2007 by Experian Simmons Research of Fort Lauderdale, Florida, found that J-14 tied the former Nickelodeon Magazine among American girls 8–14 for familiarity, with nearly one in three girls in that age group surveyed saying they had read or looked at the magazine

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

J*ssica

A particularly disliked character popularized by r/anarchychess

“Who is Jessica”
“There are children on this site, censor J*ssica’s name.”
Also, She’s NOT fucking welcome here”
“What did she do?”
“She knows what she did”

by EngineerGaming3963 March 28, 2025

Billie J Notten

Awesome, sick, radical, generally the best person in the room at all times

Foe what you did back there to help those kids in danger, you're a real Billie J Notten man

by Billie J Nottenn November 22, 2021