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When the attendant is pumping your gas you have them fart onto your pork roll, egg and cheese sandwhich. Then you must immediately consume that sandwich while it's still warm.
Man that attendant really gave me the New Jersey Gas Pump treatment. Hopefully that was just ketchup he left on that sandwhich.
by KannibalFlamingo January 6, 2026
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