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Federal Republic of Ryan 

Abbreviatted as FRoR, a fictional European country located in the planet Earth on The Universe Ryan. They are famous for being the largest manufacturer of automobiles (the second largest one being Venezuela and the third one being Belarus). They have extremely powerful economy and military, making the country themselves a extreme superpower (the second extreme superpower is the United States). Their military can also defeat any enemies. The FRoR is a good Authoritarian-Democratic-Police State-Deep State country. Existed since November 25, 2018. They first used to be the monarchist Empire of Ryan (EoR) from March 15th, 1863 until January 1st, 1919, and the communist Bolivarian Republic of Ryan (BRoR) from January 1st, 1919 until November 25, 2018. Luigi, Italy is their capital and New Kabul, Croatia is their largest city.

The demonym is Ryanian(s).

Their 11 states are Italy, Austria, Corsica, Malta, Balearic Islands, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, San Marino, Bosnia and Hezergovina, Croatia and Slovenia.

The current president of the FRoR is Mike Johnson (of Saving Earth Party (SEP)), and the current Vice-President of the country is Katie Shammas (of Democratic Socialist Party (DSP)).
"The Federal Republic of Ryan is such a beautiful country! They are a hero superpower!" - A typical Ryanian national expressing opinion on his/her/their own country.
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Dirty ryan

A dirty Ryan is when you get any vegetable (as long as you've grown it yourself) and insert it violently into your girlfriends ass whilst simultaneously eating cake from your snacks cupboard.
"Things got wild in the bedroom last night, we did the dirty Ryan!"
Dirty ryan by Jamco95 June 9, 2020

The Angry Ryan

When a girl performing oral sex on a man grabs a handfull of pubic hair and rips it out as soon as the man reaches climax, she then spits the load into the handfull of pubic hair and sticks it between the eyebrows of the man who is now doubled over in pain giving him the appearance of having a frowning unibrow
"Hey Dude! why are you looking so angry?" asked Jim

"I'm not, My girlfriend gave me "The Angry Ryan" last night and I havn't had time to wash my face yet" replied Dan
The act of inserting one Thumb into the anus of another while gently pressing downward.
Your Meg Ryan is weak....Give me the Mini-Fonz
Meg Ryan by mini-fonz August 15, 2007

shaving ryan's privates 

im going to go watch shaving ryan's privates!

National give Ryan your social security number day

The name says it all
It’s National give Ryan your social security number day!

Jake Ryan 

A term used by women to describe the "perfect boyfriend." Refers to the character portrayed by Michael Schoeffling in the quintessential 1980's teen movie "Sixteen Candles". Women swoon over this idealized composite of the "perfect guy" but deep down know that one guy cannot possibly possess all of the qualities displayed onscreen by this actor: good looks, wealthy, courteous and respectful to privacy issues (as in where he picks up the "sex test" dropped by Molly Ringwald's character Samantha in which she reveals she wants to do 'it' with Jake; come on, most teen guys would be showing that thing off as a trophy and poor Samantha's psyche would be crushed.)

Only onscreen would a perfect-looking guy dump his super-sexy, shapely girlfriend for a skinny, gawky, freckled younger redheaded woman, who although smart, isn't exactly a head-turner. Yet women idealize Jake Ryan and all he stands for; for them he is their Holy Grail on two legs. Rich, kind, considerate, polite to parents, not a bully, even rescues her from a horrific wedding only to surprise her with a birthday cake for a birthday everyone forgot. Oh, and did I mention that he loves her as much as she loves him?

Thankfully for us there's movies...where we can lose ourselves in fantasy...if only for a while. Even my wife thinks that "Jake Ryan" is the perfect guy.....and that's ok. I always thought that the sister who was getting married in the film, Ginny Baker (played by Blanche Baker) was pretty hot....
Girl # 1: Oh my God! Look at him, he's so....so...
Girl # 2: He's totally Jake Ryan!
Girl # 1: Yes! (cries)
Jake Ryan by Capt. Eric Finlander October 17, 2005