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(V) To perform a hard/shitty landing.
The captain just ryanaired, we are scared and have shat our pants.
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
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An Irish airline that offers terrible service and has cruel, thick staff who dont give a shit about passengers. Ryanair has been criticised for many aspects of its customer service. They have had many lawsuits against them including forcing a boy with a broken leg stand for the duration of a flight, they would not provid a cancer sufferer a wheelchair, using foul and offensive language and attempting to grab a boarding card from a passenger. Ryanair does not recognise the Irish Airline Pilots' Association (IALPA), although it is the largest pilots' union in Ireland.
Ryanair may be cheap but the price doesnt seem to include good customer service.
by GreenGurl August 17, 2007
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You pay for what you get. And I mean no more!!!!!1
My plane crashed but I survived, Oh what a bummer, now I have to pay €50 on Ryanair for a lifejacket!!!!!1
by Eaglei32 October 03, 2018
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The biggest piece of shit in the history of the earth
Dude my bum is mishaped due to Ryanair’s weird seats, the flight attendant offered me to buy comfy seats for 130€/Hr but I said no.
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1. To perform one of the scariest and shitiest landings possible.
2. to have service and crew from a fucking failing diner
1. the captain just Ryanaired the plane half of the people are dead
2. the crew on Ryanair was so shitty it felt like the dollar general.
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