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A dirty Ryan is when you get any vegetable (as long as you've grown it yourself) and insert it violently into your girlfriends ass whilst simultaneously eating cake from your snacks cupboard.
"Things got wild in the bedroom last night, we did the dirty Ryan!"
by Jamco95 June 09, 2020
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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When you get on top of your bitch and shit out a tiny bit to your turd is about halfway out your bumbcrack and you draw on her stomach using your turd as a crayon. A close cousin to the cleveland steamer.
"Hey was sex last night?"
"Man she loved it, no chick can resist the dirty ryan!"
by BigPoppaChump April 15, 2006
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When you have sex with a pregnant girl
"dude, I got a dirty ryan from that knocked up girl at the party last night"
by lottsoflove October 24, 2009
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When a male lubes up a dildo (no less than 12inches long with a circumference of at least 5.5inches) and inserts it into the japs-eye (hole at the top of the penis). Then proceeds to violently thrust the dildo in and out while simultaneously having a wank. At the piont of climax the man cums into a can of coke a gives it to a disabled child.
" Ohh man, had the greatest Dirty Ryan last night. Should have seen the look on kids face."
by BigBuster00 April 22, 2020
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When you fuck so long you cum but with little to no orgasm
Person 1: How was the sex last night?
Person 2: Horrible, it went on for so long I pulled a Dirty Ryan.
by HiQualiti April 16, 2020
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