Wonk

When you try to wink suavely, but you accidentally blink, ruining the moment.

"Oh yeah I was flirting with Kelly and I totally screwed it up by wonking!!"

by ironicinsomniac April 19, 2017

wanktastic

An amazing or joyful experience that is on the same level as having a great wank session

Omg this sandwich is so wanktastic

by Dictionaryvision May 3, 2017

Wonk

A funny name for a close friend to annoy them.

Adriana: Jenn your such a wonka. LOL
Jennifer: It's WONK not wonka.

by xBlurple1x June 20, 2017

wonka job

When you use a magnum condom with a golden wrapper and fuck a black chick in the ass. She then proceeds to bake you a blueberry pie.

I got a wonka job last night while I was in Harlem.

by Willy Wonka-Konobi August 17, 2017

Wonkified

All kinds of crazy mixed into one. Lopsided. Off-kilter.

Nicole had to be all rainbows and unicorns when renee’s Head was all wonkified.

by Nico_suave July 1, 2018

Wonkatitis

Wonkatitis or wonkatated is the act of being or looking weird in some way

Wow that wombat’s eyes look wonkatated

I think I’ve got wonkatitis

by Tozza February 26, 2018

wankting

Waiting to wank

I’m wankting because the dog won’t stop staring at me

by Rackers March 3, 2018