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Wonkatated 

wonky; bent in an out-of-ordinary way
What's up with your glasses? They are all wonkatated!!

Yeah, I dropped them on the road and they got run over by a car.
Wonkatated by i rock :P May 2, 2010
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Wonkatated 

Wonkatated - to be totally BENT! a loser when you sleep with someone ugly; a loser or poor
Elissa: Dude did you sleep with Mr.Parish?

Lucy: Yeah?

Elissa: YOU'RE WONKAAAATATTED

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Lucy: Do you have an iphone?

Elissa: No?

Lucy: Fucking wonkatated

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Elissa: Babe my K hole last night was so wonkatated

Lucy: same I ended up sucking my uber drivers dick
Wonkatated by WillyW0nkatated July 11, 2018

wonkulated 

wonkulated as having been on a wonkulator-the morning after feeling when you dont know whether you are coming or going or are feeling all inside out
what a night !-i feel like i have been wonkulated
wonkulated by katski June 27, 2007

wonkatater 

When an edge weld looks like shit/the weld falls off to one side
Yeah, looks good except the beginning was wonkatater.
wonkatater by Daddy Buick June 23, 2017

wonkapated 

oddly formed or odd. can also mean stupid, dumb, or idiot. can be used to describe something dumb, stupid or odd all together.
"Oh this game has wonkapated graphics."
"Bro has a wonkap
wonkapated by anon_menace December 11, 2024

wonkavate 

You bring me up, like a crazy elevator to heaven.
“You wonkavate me!”
wonkavate by BettieRides May 13, 2018

wonkivated

drunk asf. laughin at stupid shit
ex: look at devon man he wonkivated asl
wonkivated by wrehk October 27, 2021
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