staten island

a place where every 1 from brooklyn moves only to move to new jersey years later

there are too many niggers in brooklyn im moving to staten island!
there are to many russians in staten island im moving to new jersey!

by The Josh Man June 30, 2004

Staten Island

The "forgotten" borough where the only thing besides the massive pot holes that kill teens from ages 16-19...is boredom. The borough of parks, trash, cemeteries, pizzarias and the "Zoo" . Our Zoo has four goats and a monkey...literally. The borough where one house can go down, and 37 can fit in its place, where the hair is high and the I.Q. is low. The place that has the "Mall," where the over-sexed and cake-faced tweens infest. There's one Barns 'n Noble bookstore (for those who dare to look away from their sidekicks) and a Target wayyyy in the back (where we sweep it underneath some rugs so people don't classify us a suburban lost cause.)

Mike: So what are we hittin up first?
Sam: Mall, movies...yeah that's it.
Mike: (sigh) Staten Island.
Sam: Yeah...Staten Island.

by boredoutofmymind!!! March 22, 2007

Staten Island Girl

okay in live in staten island,and get this
im black! yes there are black people and i dont live on the north shore or in projects,omg right!..ugh
i dont talk with a accent,but i never got why its such a big deal that people here do
i have a northface and uggs but so what who doesnt these days,and i lived here my whole life and i dont really se any "orange" people walking around and im not saying theres not any sluts here because belive me there is but come on there is gonna be sluts anywhere you go.

city girl:omg! your from staten island?
me:yea im a staten island girl, and???
city girl:but your black...

by shortiiqotiit March 10, 2009

Gas Station

Wanting sex and filling your man gravy into a womans vagina. Hose=dick, gas=cum, nossel on car=vagina

"come over and i'll bring you to the gas station" basically a sex call

by coachhines213 December 18, 2008

Huntington Station

Located in Suffolk county on the North Shore of Long Island. Unlike North Huntington, South Huntington or Huntington Station is considered one of the few "hoods" on long island due its reputation as the murder capital of long island. Usually those that live in Huntington Station attend Walt Whitman High School unless you are one of the few rich people and have been sent to St. Anthony's also located in Huntington Station.

Where are you from?
Huntington Station
Now thats gangsta

by ayyyyymommy July 7, 2011

Gas station burrito

When you have a hot shower, put your dick inside and burn the inside of her pussy.

Hey Steve, you invited Wendy over tonight?
Oh yeah Frank! I'm gonna give her a gas station burrito.

by erichansensmom May 21, 2016

Total Station

A surveying instrument that is a combined theodolite and distomat resulting in a single unit cabable of measuring both distance and angle.

Boss: Hey, use that total station and set out the kerbline for the new road.
Surveyor: No. I prefer using it to spy on the girls changing room.
Boss: Let me see!!

by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006