dildo smacker

One who stands over a dildo and repeatedly smacks the dildo with a fly-swatter.

Keith was being a dildo smacker today.

by justin665 August 16, 2006

smackertits

A word that is often used to describe somone who has overwhelmingly gigantic titties (male or female)

Hey, YOURE A SMACKERTITS!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

by Jeff Henry May 25, 2004

mattress smacker

Either anal or straight sex, while the bottom party is really enjoying it.

Last night, I boned my girlfriend really hard for the very first time and she’s such a mattress smacker!

by bbwologist April 26, 2006

smaple

Blowjob. With maple syrup dressing.
Can only be used to address women.

-Smaple me, bitch!
-stfu and smaple me!

by Durian November 13, 2004

Smached

It's a combinition of the word Smashed and Chiseled meaning to smash someone so hard they will feel as though they have been chiseled.

Smee: Wigan are gonna get smached here in the second half

Antony: Smashed**

Tom: Nooo! Smached, bitch.

by Houghton91 August 9, 2012

smallest penis

Austin Parker

Austin's penis is the smallest penis

by jdbrbrbrbrbfj June 22, 2016

smacked ass

Cade Oswalt, Ames Iowa

Cade is a walking example of a smacked ass.

by lilsmackie515 May 6, 2020