oswalt 

one with a depressing, yet strangely upbeat, view of the world, often expressed through their sence of humor.
oswalt is the last name of famous comedian/actor patton oswalt. this term originally described jokes following his style of humor. it now also extends to people of his charicter, or people who have taken to using his jokes.

"dude...you just pulled an oswalt"
"you're such an oswalt"

oswalt by private brooklyn October 11, 2006

Oswalt 

A man who’s deeply in love with a girl named Viola. Always and forever.

Girl1: what is his name ?
Girl2: Oswalt

Girl1: oh the guy who’s known to have only one heart for a girl called Viola

Girl2: wish I was Viola.

Oswalt by Xiaotaiyang November 22, 2021

Roy Oswalt 

One of the best pitchers in the Nation League. Features a 93+ mph fastball, curveball at around 70 mph, and also will throw a few changeups and sliders. Has won 20 games in each of the past two seasons. May be best known for shutting down the Cardinals in game 6 of the NLCS to bring a National League Pennant to Houston for the first time in thier history.

Man.... Roy Oswalt was on last night. He might end up winning the Cy Young Award this year!

Roy Oswalt by Griff. May 30, 2006

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Oswald Bates 

The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.

"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3

Oswald Bates by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011